Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML
Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Limp over to his apartment and break his whole leg.
DocBastard 40
If you're making enough noise due to "agonizing pain" from a mere sprained ankle, I imagine you would die if you had ACTUALLY INJURED YOURSELF. Next time you have a little boo boo, try not being such a big ******* pussy and maybe your neighbor won't feel the need to yell at you, princess.
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Comments (65)
IceeCreamm 7
Don't worry , be happy :)
smurfsarwales 9
maybe just take their advice. or become a ninja:p
eminemchick 19
i just imagined the "SHUT UP!" from the beginning of smosh episodes
pablothepenguin 2
Cause when you worry your face will frown ):
YacL 15
10- To be fair, her neighbour probably didn't know she hurt herself, either.
Trololololololo_fml 7
how are they supposed to know that you fell..?
grumpybarista 0
or maybe whine less
Jbfu 0
Agree with the above. Boy who cried wolf....
Randuhh_17 4
if they could hear your crying...why didn't you reply and ask for help?
zendaddy0 0
claim your apartment as a country and sue him for being an illegal immigrant
ATLBOI770 0
I would uf done the same thing
MyTwoCents_ 0
he dosnt know whats happening you stupid barsted.
Firecrotch07 0
"uf" and "barsted" Are you serious.
krazyvato 0
59 uf you wanna be a speller terriereost you the bastred bich
cherrybitches 6
you neighbor a douche bag
Beebow_fml 5
Limp over to his apartment and break his whole leg.
emmiep1011 7
what kind caring people they must be.
kyanisaurus 0
whoever lives upstairs always has the upper hand, OP
lalalaha 0
so true.
iLazy 0
Can't blame him. He didn't know you were in knee-d of help
laueadavenn 0
true
FMLollie 7
All though that sound painful nothing compares to treading on a plug..
tarabelle 7
I think you mean Lego.
zniltiaC 19
Your neighbour might have thought you were doing it.
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
break his ankle ;)