By jess - United States
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
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By  DisappearingRose  |  18

Sounds like a worm of a day!

  DrMime  |  10

I laughed. I LOVE awful jokes lol.

Speaking of awful jokes: have you heard that the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery! BU-DUM-PSSHHNT!!!

  Roevera  |  14

Hey, I don't know what kind of deal you mental institution does, but at our local mad house, if you bring someone in, you get a free toaster. I think its time you get a toaster OP.

  ShroomsOnAcid  |  16

OP could actually save the situation and even capitalize on it by charging the neighbors for the privilege of watching her mom's new, live "comedy routine". No one has to know about the crazy bitch part - she's just a terrific actress!

  Crystalkitty22  |  11

O_o One of my teachers is named Mrs.Lovett... She's best friends with the Home EC teachers that gives me free food. They always smile weirdly when I eat it. Why didn't I make these connections before!?!


How do you know they're white? What makes you think she isn't just insane or hyped up on meds? Go to new York and you will find worse. Oh but if we say black trash... It's racist. These people could be black, Hispanic, hell maybe even asian. Think next time you prove your ignorance.