Anonymous
United States
Permission denied
Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Eh...
Ukraine
Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
Anonymous
Prince George, Canada
Naughty girl
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
anon
Swalmen, Netherlands
Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML
tramp
United States
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Entitled parents suck.
Overreaching
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Wtfbruhimmovingout
Toronto, Canada
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
whyme
Economic abuse
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Anonymous
London, Canada
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
TGIkaty
United States
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ankle monitor
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
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Ottoman81 0
the fact its called a tramp stamp should answer the q
YouGotTold 0
how old is your mom
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Comments (83)
PwnerJohn 0
err. wow. epic fail to you :/
tylermenezes 0
Stop using Epic Fail! THAT DOES NOT EVEN MAKE SENSE.
corme_fml 0
epic failz FTW LOL!!111
RaKum12 0
is she hot n young?
Thefmlboyyyy 0
I moderated this. I feel proud now. My e-peen has a boner.
DzCountingSheep 0
I don't get why people say "I moderated this." so did hundreds of other people, what's your point?
PwnerJohn 0
epic = big. somewhat. So big fail. Happy? -.-'
YouGotTold 0
how old is your mom
tabershawn 0
if she hot it's ok
Ottoman81 0
the fact its called a tramp stamp should answer the q
pwincessa23 1
True...
actress5698 1
whats a tramp stamp?
ZleveL 0
tattoo on your back above your ass. tribal ones are hot ;)
cobain_fml 0
lol **** mom. fyl
lovinthembigirls 0
yourr hot
holy_guacamole 0
I think it's amazing! hah
Sdras 0
I'm not familiar with the Tramp Stamp. Can someone explain what it is? Except for tattoo, I got that far.
Twinklestar 0
A tattoo on your lower back.
pro21 3
why is it a called a tramp stamp???
zippit09 0
Because most girls that get them are tramps.
mirage_bks 0
because it's mostly seen when the person who has it is bending over... for whatever reason.
Babblez 0
Everyone thinks a tramp stamp is ANY tattoo placed on the lower back of a female. Its really an overreaction on the OP's part, a lower back tattoo can really accentuate the curves of a woman's body and look quite tastefull if its a nice design done well. If she's getting a literal tramp stamp, somebody's name on her lower back, It would be a little trashy, but either way definately not an FML moment.
Twinklestar 0
I have to agree. I saw a girl with a really gorgeous feather on her lower back in town a few weeks ago. Looked quite tasteful. I doubt the OPs mom used the term "tramp stamp".
mzhonesty 0
Only a tramp would think to put a tattoo there.
Twinklestar 0
Or someone who doesn't happen to show off that area of skin often and wants a discreet tattoo. If you think it's normal to show off your lower back all the time it's more likely you're a bit of a tramp yourself.
mzhonesty 0
What would be the point of getting a tattoo if you're not going to show it off? The whole reason tattoos came into being was to display it with pride. If you're going to hide your tattoo, don't get one. I never wear anything that shows my lower back (only upper and mid depending on the occasion), and I don't have any tattoos. If I do decide to get a tattoo, I'd never get it on my lower back. Nice try at insulting me, though. Try harder?
radicalxxrachel 0
Yeah, and then they can't get an epidural when they have children. Nice logic. *rolls eyes* AND EVERYONE, shut the **** up. Epic fail is a normal term that is now quite popular and I, who am an English major, uses it quite often. So, yeah. STFU.
simran9 0
I find it funny in the upmost how you've tried to use clever wording, you incorrectly spelt word, Hun. Tasteful has one 'L'
Splayd 10
I am greatly amused by the fact that you think the word is "upmost". It is utmost, darling. And "spelled," not "spelt". Also, you accidentally omitted the word "a" before the word "word".
Feklfekl2222 32
47-actually my grandma got a tattoo last year that's quite hidden. it's of a daffodil to remind her of her dead demented husband ( daffodils was his favourite poem)
Sdras 0
Thanks for explaining guys :)
davidhasmorefun 0
tell her she can have a tramp stamp only if it says SOCCER MOM.
ZleveL 0
LOL WIN
CallMeHush 1
Is she hot? I only ask because I have seen enough TS's on gross fatties to last me the rest of my life.