FML : Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube...

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Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Samson - / Sunday 14 February 2010 08:48 / United States

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By eeeeeeee | 5

#854692 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:08

You're crazy for thinking you can compete with an animal video.

By arissia | 0

#854879 - Sunday 14 February 2010 17:13

When I'm upset I need humor, not sappy.

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By MermaidSongXOXO | 6

#854673 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:03

Dogs pwn a long, mushy list any day :)

Maybe if you'd chase your ass or something, she might pay attention to you.

natedog193 | 0

#854742 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:22

dont be such an ass. hecwas just trying to do something sweet for her

zZPedobearZz | 0

#854755 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:26

weirdo of a gf

AngryNinja | 1

#854789 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:36

tara was not being an ass. she was kidding. calm down.

BigBoii123456 | 0

#854806 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:45

way.to.be.

ButtNekked | 0

#854899 - Sunday 14 February 2010 17:20

Haha was that the dog video where it runs in circles and then slams right into the air conditioner? That shit was too funny

KASHMIR_fml | 0

#854916 - Sunday 14 February 2010 17:29

dogs have bigger penises

iAlwaysYDI | 0

#854920 - Sunday 14 February 2010 17:30

YDI for not being funny.

Ajjas013 | 6

#854954 - Sunday 14 February 2010 17:45

I agree with Tara. Do something funny! Do something equivalent to a dog chasing its tail. Chase your dick! ...Erm or your strap-on

mushoo_fml | 0

#854993 - Sunday 14 February 2010 18:03

If he did that, then that would be his gf's FML.

skyshark | 0

#855077 - Sunday 14 February 2010 18:36

I think you should have excluded "I love that your breast don't have inverted nipples like your sisters" from the list.

Ajjas013 | 6

#855094 - Sunday 14 February 2010 18:46

Tara's idea of a romantic date is... Wait. Tara doesn't get dates!

Freeze_fml | 16

#855097 - Sunday 14 February 2010 18:48

Neither do you.

CheshireHalli | 19

#855104 - Sunday 14 February 2010 18:51

Yay Freeze!
Boo Ajjas!
Yay Tara!

♥

WhatANoob | 0

#855105 - Sunday 14 February 2010 18:51

LOL

Ajjas013 | 6

#855117 - Sunday 14 February 2010 18:54

Fuck Freeze is right :(

I'm kidding with Tara :) Don't kill me?

CheshireHalli | 19

#855133 - Sunday 14 February 2010 19:01

*noms on Ajjas*

cowgod | 0

#855160 - Sunday 14 February 2010 19:11

I find your picture sexy ajjas

Freeze_fml | 16

#855166 - Sunday 14 February 2010 19:15

Quick, Ajjas! Change it to your old one and take a screenshot!

Ajjas013 | 6

#855177 - Sunday 14 February 2010 19:19

You must have some sort of cow fetish...

Don't know how to take screenshots.

WordsOfHope | 0

#855206 - Sunday 14 February 2010 19:34

press prtscreen on ur keyboard.. or if ur using iPod or iPhone hold both buttons at same time

Bullet4MyChemaMo | 12

#855474 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:43

Actually, human males have bigger penises than any other animal. Fact. Well, on average, anyway...I won't say anything about yours ;)

Terwilliger | 0

#855919 - Monday 15 February 2010 0:04

agreed with 132. you ever seen a whales dick? fuckin huge.

Averizzle | 0

#856161 - Monday 15 February 2010 1:08

No, no I haven't.. But why have you seen one?

MissVao | 0

#856791 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:26

awww... this is so sad...
I would be crying from happiness if my bf did that :'3

jeaniechic | 0

#856844 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:38

136-I think your the only one on here that has seen whale dick 0.o

MrsFunsize | 0

#857245 - Monday 15 February 2010 7:11

That's mean to say, I think it's sweet that the OP took time to write out 50 things that he loves about his gf...more guys should be like that and girls should take time to do sweet things for their bf too b/c it's a two way street not jst one. Give and take =)

MermaidSongXOXO | 6

#857285 - Monday 15 February 2010 7:38

#136 Whales have HUGE penises O_O

Blue whales have 9-meter ones.

How I know this, do not ask.

Ultimate_Cynic | 0

#857927 - Monday 15 February 2010 13:19

Oh, is this where all the regulars talk to each other and make in-jokes?

I want in, I want in! Meep!

Ajjas013 | 6

#859429 - Monday 15 February 2010 22:12

I know how Tara knows this. But it's the reason she doesn't get dates...

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#860524 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:57

#128, what pendatic said. And did you not notice OP was a female? Even a chihuahua's packing more than she is, by nature anyway.

MrsFunsize | 0

#861118 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:25

Nvm I take wat I said back, I thought this was a heterosexual relationship. I'm sorry but I jst dnt believe in same sex relationships/marriages. I dnt have anything against the gay/lesbien community but to be honest it creeps me out wen they show PDA.

sio_07 | 0

#2593466 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:47

There are still people like you in the world? Dear god. Welcome to 2011, where most people have realized that its not a big deal to be gay.

sio_07 | 0

#2593580 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 16:00

The above comment is directed at #169.

By mizzleshizzle | 0

#854676 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:05

you need a bigger dick

callicoat | 0

#854773 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:31

quizbowl

MissRachieee | 3

#854886 - Sunday 14 February 2010 17:16

the OP is a GIRL. she (hopefully) doesn't have a dick.

fueledbyshar | 0

#855009 - Sunday 14 February 2010 18:08

^^ This.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#855195 - Sunday 14 February 2010 19:29

ohh thier lesbians that's y
idk tht many guys who wud do tht

heartbrokenemo | 0

#855379 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:20

I would do that if I had a girlfriend.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#855644 - Sunday 14 February 2010 21:35

If u had lol

XxBlackamusPrime | 5

#856476 - Monday 15 February 2010 2:23

OP's a BOY dumass

Freeze_fml | 16

#856491 - Monday 15 February 2010 2:29

No she isn't..

MissRachieee | 3

#856513 - Monday 15 February 2010 2:35

can you not read where is says "women"? an d I'M the dumbass...haha.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856760 - Monday 15 February 2010 4:19

I thought it was a girl..

ThuhBoss | 0

#859103 - Monday 15 February 2010 20:14

130, hahahahahahahah!

By PurpleSquirrel | 0

#854678 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:05

you should run in circles for her

iAlwaysYDI | 0

#854924 - Sunday 14 February 2010 17:31

YDI for not being funny.

By callicoat | 0

#854683 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:06

you need a dick.

callicoat | 0

#854858 - Sunday 14 February 2010 17:03

I have a dick and pussy.
you want to have intercourse? ;)

MadaZer0 | 8

#854876 - Sunday 14 February 2010 17:10

Nah.... Think I'll pass.

callicoat | 0

#854912 - Sunday 14 February 2010 17:25

ohh:(
why not?

Enoch134 | 0

#855069 - Sunday 14 February 2010 18:31

rofl so do you bang urself?

ImRawrtastic | 0

#855323 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:07

he she probaly has a plastic one!

By eeeeeeee | 5

#854692 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:08

You're crazy for thinking you can compete with an animal video.

By VanessaVander | 2

#854699 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:08

#2 golden

getwild | 0

#975388 - Wednesday 7 April 2010 1:41

haha dude nothing makes your day like a dog being a retard rather than read a list if 50 boring reasons :)

By BeefHotLinx | 0

#854700 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:09

Ahhh dont worry , we will never understand women

By perdix | 29

#854704 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:09

The first 10 or so items on the list would probably touch me and make me smile, but stretching it to 50 would be boring and even creepy.

#46. I love the way you wipe. Eeeewwww!

MermaidSongXOXO | 6

#854726 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:13

Notice OP said TOP 50 -_-

As in, there are still more ways.

Like "I love the fact that you're a girl."

"I love your awesome smile."

"I love the way your pee makes the most musical sound when it hits the sides of the toilet and falls into the water."

CallMeHush | 0

#854759 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:27

26. I love your cute little cough and gag when I Dutch Oven you in your sleep.

BritishHobo | 0

#854775 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:31

Seriously, if you guys don't think you can get to fifty without having to resort to 'I love that you're a girl', you're with the wrong person xD

CallMeHush | 0

#854837 - Sunday 14 February 2010 16:56

42. I love how clean you get my socks and how you get the skidmarks off my shorts.

jts924 | 0

#855019 - Sunday 14 February 2010 18:11

seriously #1/#12 yur picture is sooooo ugly

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#855127 - Sunday 14 February 2010 18:58

Hobo, seriously if you think anyone is being serious, I feel sorry for you. I'm guessing sense of humour would not be on your gf's top 50 list for you.