New moves
By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States
By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States
By Summer_Jane - 03/02/2011 10:40 - United States
By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow
By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States
By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 17:30 - Germany - K?ln
By amie - 11/08/2009 08:43 - Canada
By TooYoungForThis - 30/06/2013 04:36 - Canada
By Fireguy92 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Dewitt
By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States
By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 11:10 - United States
By GamerGirl - 30/01/2010 15:17 - United Kingdom
By missingcharlie - 17/08/2009 02:45 - United States
By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States
By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments - 01/02/2014 08:11 - United States - Montgomery
By heartmytrucker - 14/04/2014 21:58 - United States - Erin
Ok, some details, My boyfriend is a truck driver, the job he was offered would have meant a dedicated run instead of what he does now, which is just hoping that the workers get his load ready in time, otherwise he ends up losing a day of work, he already knows that he gets paid less than most of the other drivers in our area. The biggest problem is that his boss is his stepfather and he felt like he would be leaving him high and dry. And I totally agree that money isn't everything, but this new job meant not just more money but also more home time to spend with me and our daughter. On the upside though after I sent this one we sat down and had a long talk and he did decide to take the new job after all (I think it helped that the new place told him they were going to buy him a new truck!).
By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo
By Pooper scooper - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Guam - Yigo
By PityKitty - 24/12/2013 16:53
By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By driezal - 14/06/2009 04:19 - Canada
To all those that commented: "Why didn't you drink too? Party pooper!" Actually, I'm allergic to alcohol. I did have one drink, but anymore than that and my body starts to go into shock. Then it's a lovely trip to the hospital. Yep, I know, such a party pooper, eh? Thanks for the nice comments though. You guys get karma points.
By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States
By lacieQ - 01/08/2014 20:09 - Canada
By John - 24/06/2011 23:58 - United States
By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 10:15 - Australia
By iceman123432 - 02/09/2009 20:07 - United States
By ToiletTroubles - 03/07/2013 16:19 - United Kingdom
By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles
By FamilyLoving - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Patchogue
By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 19:37 - Guam - Barrigada
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Seriously - you guys rock. I laughed waaay too much reading all your comments. And for all you guys who were asking how did I not notice the pee? -- Yeah, I keep asking myself that, too. - It was one of those crazy patterned (ugly) cushioned chairs, so I couldn't tell it was damp. I_did_smell something, but doctors' offices have a lot of smells (as do elderly people...), so I didn't really think about it too much. But yeah...next time I'm assuming the worst.