By zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments - 01/02/2014 08:11 - United States - Montgomery

Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
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rg350dx 29

The song was so romantic your pants unzipped themselves in preparation.

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MichellinMan 20

Zipper- "Oh shit this is getting tense I better get ready."

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nhbasskid13 23

Not necessarily. Some guys aren't musically inclined at all, and their girlfriends may love music..

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RoachandAlyssa 7

yeah this is true. I won my girlfriend with the song of my people.......we went to a firing range.

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XBurytheCastleX 25

Why can't the girl do it? Do you have a problem with it. In my family, there are more musically inclined females than males.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Welcome to the 21st century, where women can actually do romantic stuff for their boyfriend.

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rg350dx 29

The song was so romantic your pants unzipped themselves in preparation.

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MichellinMan 20

Zipper- "Oh shit this is getting tense I better get ready."

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Helpfulman 17

Unlike common belief, the fly is actually the cloth piece covering the zipper

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ThatPlankton 15

Sounds like her boyfriend already told her to do the same.

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bellebe1998 16

As soon as I commented this I realized that...

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Shadowvoid 33

You had the opportunity to say the girlfriend should have told him to "Zip it" and you missed it! I wish i could have been here in time to say it in your place.

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ilovemsminaj 13

That happened to a guy in my seventh grade class once. His fly was open during a presentation

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Rainhawk94 27

I read #6's comment in Nicki's voice and it was horrible

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alphabetta 23

Oh crap I'm sorry #6, I accidentally upvoted your comment. Forgive me people? :(

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ironmany_fml 23

Nikki Minaj has a voice? I thought she only croaked...

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williemac98 8

Well that wasn't very nice of him, OP. Did he even thank you?

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1tsmenoah 20

Ask him what he got you. Then he'll feel upset.

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mata2 7

sorry to hear OP. but he's a lucky guy sounds sweet

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XUDT72 24

Sounds like a present any guy would hate...

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iAlissa 34

She probably put a ton of thought and effort into that song. You're shallow as hell.

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Dthsapprntc 23

I would love a present like that. I think it is very sweet and thoughtful and shows how much OP cares. And I'm a guy. I think. ... let me go check.

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smrpre 3

Riiight, because men only want power tools and bacon-covered-strippers as presents? All men. Everywhere.

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Smoxxii 17

Aww, you sound so sensitive, #57. //Swoon.

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