FML : Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey...

Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By missingcharlie - / Monday 17 August 2009 02:45 / United States

Intimacy

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By danielrp34 | 7

#493156 - Monday 17 August 2009 09:25

Thats hella sexy!

By airplanefood | 0

#493162 - Monday 17 August 2009 09:26

Air hockey turns me on.

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By danielrp34 | 7

#493156 - Monday 17 August 2009 09:25

Thats hella sexy!

F_fatchick_lives | 0

#493172 - Monday 17 August 2009 09:29

Agreed! Thumbs up!

epiclove | 0

#493227 - Monday 17 August 2009 09:48

heck ya!! but that was random.... just sayin :) awesome boyfriend tho... HES A KEEPER!!!!!!!

DoNuTizPrOnuT | 0

#493288 - Monday 17 August 2009 10:21

take the hint, he wants to fuck you on it. go out and have some fun

audax | 0

#493741 - Monday 17 August 2009 04:39

@#21 ROFLMAO

fylahole | 0

#521509 - Friday 28 August 2009 12:04

thats what you get for sleeping with 12 year olds

BabyImTwisted | 0

#523393 - Saturday 29 August 2009 04:40

o0o0 sounds like you have an imaginative man! lol ;)

By sk8erboy_fml | 0

#493159 - Monday 17 August 2009 09:26

hahahaha u have one lame ass guy as yr boyfriend

BussellRishop | 0

#493309 - Monday 17 August 2009 10:45

To be fair, air hockey tables are delicious.

ironwords | 8

#2228080 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 06:28

actually maybe hes dristracting himself from the sex to last longer

By airplanefood | 0

#493162 - Monday 17 August 2009 09:26

Air hockey turns me on.

Karraxo | 0

#493271 - Monday 17 August 2009 10:08

LMFAO. I actually copy and pasted that site thinking it would come up.

plexico | 3

#493956 - Monday 17 August 2009 06:29

The OP missed the "code." The boyfriend wanted a blowjob, that is what "air hockey" is code for.

By drdrcapone | 0

#493164 - Monday 17 August 2009 09:27

Yeah, I think that's his fetish, you should be more supportive of his sexual identity. Kidding...

By Nothingness1 | 3

#493165 - Monday 17 August 2009 09:27

Lol.

By sllaB | 0

#493166 - Monday 17 August 2009 09:27

Classic haha

By danceintherain_ | 0

#493180 - Monday 17 August 2009 09:30

haha

By BioProject | 0

#493186 - Monday 17 August 2009 09:33

I call winners!

By lizarr | 8

#493192 - Monday 17 August 2009 09:36

mechrophileac?

By acenima | 0

#493212 - Monday 17 August 2009 09:42

wow that sucks

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