Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
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XxRandomMonkeyxX
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Burn the house and your hair
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fffianist
| 9
You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.
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XxRandomMonkeyxX
| 6
Burn the house and your hair
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LostMy_Marbles
| 23
Soak in petrol first, just to be sure
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cakefete2
| 30
Not sure what's funnier. Your comment or the fact that your statement fits your profile name perfectly.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
What do you mean, crawled into you?...
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MikaykayUnicorn
| 36
#60, You made a bad attempt at thread jacking. Read it again. It says onto, not into.
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dmcd_39
| 14
Burn everything
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lonewolf621
| 17
#17 Diesel, it burns for a longer period of time.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
#64, indeed. My bad for temporary Dyslexia.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
#79, Napalm works best. That or Jet fuel...
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asnakelovinbabe
| 16
I really don't get the world's hatred of spiders. They're one of the most fascinating group of creatures in existence.
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AlwaysWatching
| 27
Wow that's horrible At least you didn't find one in your bed like I did
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sweetbliss3
| 37
i did once. i didnt sleep in my room for a month. it was horrible.
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ohcheriecherie
| 20
Once I got in bed and was all comfy and then a spider crawled out of the blankets....ugh
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omgitsmoe
| 26
I found a leech sucking blood from my ass , wtf?
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LuuLuuu_fml
| 8
I've woken up with a spider or cockroach crawling on me many times. Ahh, the perks of Australia.
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lonewolf621
| 17
It was probably looking for some tender loving care.
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Nuggetzor97
| 10
Ignore this comment
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ipman737
| 18
That's a hairy situation
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loooloool
| 13
No just no
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ipman737
| 18
I'm sorry someone had to do it
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Inkay
| 13
That was the worst attempt of a pun I've ever seen
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warsun
| 27
Are my eyes bleeding? I feel like my eyes are bleeding
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fffianist
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You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.
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Nuggetzor97
| 10
What
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dingostacy
| 14
That's about the time I start screaming like a little bitch
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WD_Stevens
| 22
I had one fall out of my drawer onto my for and that's exactly what I did. Because I'm just so manly :P
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sweetbliss3
| 37
oh yuck. i had that happen to me the other day. i learned real quick to check my towel now before using it. *shudder*
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kewpiesuicide
| 29
Ok I officially have a new fear...
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MRP360
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same thing happened with me when I stopped checking for cockroaches in my garage and one fell on my arm. needless to say I chopped my arm off immediately
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ComoEsJuan
| 24
i dd te sme thhng bit wit me fungrrs whn i tchd one by axcidenn...
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yeahthatsmeee
| 10
*did *the *same *thing *but *with *my *fingers *when *touched *accident
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Miss_Whipped
| 43
There are a lot more corrections than just that needed.
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ComoEsJuan
| 24
Holy shit. That is the entire point, people.
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
Ahh, I apologize, it seems that a lot of us didn't get the joke. We're just so used to seeing such horrible spelling and text typing on this site the joke flew right over some of us.
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Nuggetzor97
| 10
What