By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow

Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 160
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Burn the house and your hair

fffianist 9

You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.


Burn the house and your hair

Soak in petrol first, just to be sure

Not sure what's funnier. Your comment or the fact that your statement fits your profile name perfectly.

incoherentrmblr 21

What do you mean, crawled into you?...

MikaykayUnicorn 36

#60, You made a bad attempt at thread jacking. Read it again. It says onto, not into.

dmcd_39 14

Burn everything

#17 Diesel, it burns for a longer period of time.

incoherentrmblr 21

#64, indeed. My bad for temporary Dyslexia.

incoherentrmblr 21

#79, Napalm works best. That or Jet fuel...

asnakelovinbabe 16

I really don't get the world's hatred of spiders. They're one of the most fascinating group of creatures in existence.

Wow that's horrible At least you didn't find one in your bed like I did

i did once. i didnt sleep in my room for a month. it was horrible.

Once I got in bed and was all comfy and then a spider crawled out of the blankets....ugh

omgitsmoe 26

I found a leech sucking blood from my ass , wtf?

I've woken up with a spider or cockroach crawling on me many times. Ahh, the perks of Australia.

It was probably looking for some tender loving care.

Ignore this comment

That's a hairy situation

loooloool 13

No just no

I'm sorry someone had to do it

That was the worst attempt of a pun I've ever seen

Are my eyes bleeding? I feel like my eyes are bleeding

fffianist 9

You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.

That's about the time I start screaming like a little bitch

WD_Stevens 22

I had one fall out of my drawer onto my for and that's exactly what I did. Because I'm just so manly :P

oh yuck. i had that happen to me the other day. i learned real quick to check my towel now before using it. *shudder*

kewpiesuicide 29

Ok I officially have a new fear...

same thing happened with me when I stopped checking for cockroaches in my garage and one fell on my arm. needless to say I chopped my arm off immediately

i dd te sme thhng bit wit me fungrrs whn i tchd one by axcidenn...

*did *the *same *thing *but *with *my *fingers *when *touched *accident

There are a lot more corrections than just that needed.

Holy shit. That is the entire point, people.

Ahh, I apologize, it seems that a lot of us didn't get the joke. We're just so used to seeing such horrible spelling and text typing on this site the joke flew right over some of us.