By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Top comments
Comments
Burn the house and your hair
Soak in petrol first, just to be sure
Not sure what's funnier. Your comment or the fact that your statement fits your profile name perfectly.
#17 Diesel, it burns for a longer period of time.
Wow that's horrible At least you didn't find one in your bed like I did
i did once. i didnt sleep in my room for a month. it was horrible.
Once I got in bed and was all comfy and then a spider crawled out of the blankets....ugh
I've woken up with a spider or cockroach crawling on me many times. Ahh, the perks of Australia.
It was probably looking for some tender loving care.
Ignore this comment
That's a hairy situation
I'm sorry someone had to do it
That was the worst attempt of a pun I've ever seen
Are my eyes bleeding? I feel like my eyes are bleeding
What
That's about the time I start screaming like a little bitch
oh yuck. i had that happen to me the other day. i learned real quick to check my towel now before using it. *shudder*
same thing happened with me when I stopped checking for cockroaches in my garage and one fell on my arm. needless to say I chopped my arm off immediately
i dd te sme thhng bit wit me fungrrs whn i tchd one by axcidenn...
*did *the *same *thing *but *with *my *fingers *when *touched *accident
There are a lot more corrections than just that needed.
Holy shit. That is the entire point, people.
Ahh, I apologize, it seems that a lot of us didn't get the joke. We're just so used to seeing such horrible spelling and text typing on this site the joke flew right over some of us.
What
Keywords

Burn the house and your hair
You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.