Boom! Headshot!

when your mom tries to get you to move out, you can always use "you know i'm only 13, right?" (;

#9 you missed...

Nuh uh 2 more and I get an UAV :P

That's when you turn to your mom and say, you know your 50 right? Parents hate being called old, and I assume she's in her mid 40s or early 50s, what I'm trying to say is make that vag-blocking ***** feel old

dolphin, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? :O

no but I kiss his mom dolphins mom :)

My mother is dead.

I kiss dolphins mom and grandma since they both came with those free panties he gave away last week. I like my women like I like my alcohol... Stiff and a hint of fermaldahyde

She's still in the fridge if you want some. She started to smell funny so I froze her

She probably said that so he would stop flirting with you

No shit sure lock.

It's Sherlock. As in Sherlock Holmes.

110... Epic fail. It's no shit sherlock not sure lock.

I'm just gona hope spellcheck messed up Sherlock for them

Well, I sure hope you don't look 13.

Retard

Sorry, my bad. Next time I'll know :)

Did she actually think tht u wer 13 or did she just say it to make him stop flirting with you??

No shit Sherlock. That's why it's an FML dumbass

109*

Am I the only one who spotted this? It says a cute guy works there that op fliers

FML, I accidentally pressed send. My iPod crashed so I couldn't complete it. Be merciful with your thumbs please

Lol..sure lock. That's ******* hilarious. I find that more funny than the fml itself haha.

Even if it was for her own good wouldn't it be better to talk to her daughter?

right...because the "I don't think you should date that boy" conversation always goes over so well with teenage girls.

So you can pass as a 13 year old??

if you can pass for a 13 year old then I'm guessing the cute guys response was "yeah, that's why I want her"

Or he was like oh shit! Cause sometimes girls develop early. I did. I'm 19 and look pretty much the same as I did when I was 13. Guys hit on me then if they didn't realize it.

****** block

Dude, u don't go out much do u, ur comments on here suck, she's not a hooker so it's not **** block, it's making out block

Twat swatter.

102- ****! You beat me to it...

I didn't realize you have to be a hooker to be **** blocked

I didn't realize you have to be a hooker to be **** blocked

I get the feeling that your kind of a chode, even without meeting you I can tell, it's like I have some sort of chodey sense. just like a spidey sense, only different.

no it's just as bad. I've seen the aftermath too many times.

ive listened to aftermath too many times

Eminems mom didnt give a shit about him. Hes 80 some million records worldwide?

I was

James Hetfield was closer to his mom than his bandmates, he has how many more records sold?

ive never heard of james hetfield-.-

Dude. No need to post it twice. We got the point.

Aye :)

How often do you go to the bowling alley for him to flirt with you regularly? O.o

And while you're answering that, if she's as overprotective as everyone says, why did she never notice before? Either she was drunk this time, just joking, it took her this long to figure out a good way to shut him down, or she is completely oblivious. Whichever it is, I think it's safe to ignore her and keep talking to the guy, if for nothing more than to set him straight on your age. Still, that is ****** up.

It was probably just a joke.

.. or the mom wants him for herself!

Okay, how the **** does the first comment that said something VERY similar to this have too many thumbs down to show, but this has 26 thumbs up...?

Or maybe the other times she was there without her parents?

That was for number 121

It's more than evil! It's diabolical Ö

thank you for that witty comment

Just because you're a certain age doesn't mean you shouldn't make time for family... I still go places with my family...and so does my 18 year old sister

Some of us don't hate our parents. I know that's hard to believe, but I have a functional family and I see my parents frequently. They see their parents as frequently as time allows. It's sad that this is unusual.

15, apparently op does. And, you're never really too old to spend time with family.

People that want to hangout with their parents every now and then

Smelling funny is the best part. It brings you back to when you'd visit your grandma and she forgot to shower for a few days

I don't understand why people want to spend time with their family. It's just a group of people you are born with. Why is it mandatory to love a random group of people I didn't choose?

What's wrong with that?

Jizzwold... There is something wrong with you... I was adopted by my aunt and uncle... Nobody else took me in... I cherish the moments I spend with family... You should too... Cuz they might not be there forever

mother/daughter or father/son teams obviously

Its always good to spend time with your parents no matter how old you are.

I don't think there is anything wrong with me 132 **** you too though. I'm just saying I don't have to spend time with people that I don't like and who I find annoying. If they were anyone but family members Im sure people would agree that I have no reason to be with them.

Anyone who wants to