By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 133
You deserved it 2 352

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i hate when that happens.

agsilver 14

Here's a tip, NOONE FUCKING CARES

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looks like somebody sleep-shits

lol. exactly what I thought. hopefully no one lives with you or that would be tough to explain.

I had a dream about stepping in dog crap last night! fml

agsilver 14

Here's a tip, NOONE FUCKING CARES

vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

I seriously doubt this is true.

svsockerguy 0

good sir, you have just sit on your carpet

i hate when that happens.

ashlyn88 0

Sameee :/

Please, please shed some light on this story!!

You've seriously got to give more details here.

ummmyeahhh 0

#16 FTW.

ashlyn88 0

Agreed

istaybrutal9 0

Were you in the wrong house?