Animals: Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered...

By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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By unknown - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By KittenShitz - 25/12/2019 14:00

Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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By simple living - 29/04/2015 02:43 - United States - Austin

Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML

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By Username - 13/02/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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By sammyxoxo - 18/12/2011 08:32 - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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thecowbellskit 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 1:09

i hate when that happens.

agsilver 14

Friday 30 November 2012 2:43

Here's a tip, NOONE ******* CARES

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greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 14:22

looks like somebody sleep-*****

GiddyXD 0

Monday 5 April 2010 14:28

yeah lols

KRYPTON1T3 5

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:31

lol. exactly what I thought. hopefully no one lives with you or that would be tough to explain.

clare_fml 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 17:21

I had a dream about stepping in dog crap last night! fml

agsilver 14

Friday 30 November 2012 2:43

Here's a tip, NOONE ******* CARES

vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 17:58

I seriously doubt this is true.

svsockerguy 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 23:33

good sir, you have just sit on your carpet

thecowbellskit 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 1:09

i hate when that happens.

Emmy_The_Great 2

Friday 3 September 2010 20:15

LOL 11

ashlyn88 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:04

Sameee :/

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:03

Please, please shed some light on this story!!

alotta_fachina 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 10:49

lol wut

mirage1 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 15:14

You've seriously got to give more details here.

ummmyeahhh 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 3:44

#16 FTW.

ashlyn88 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:06

Agreed

istaybrutal9 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:36

Were you in the wrong house?

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