By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 092
You deserved it 2 343

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i hate when that happens.

Here's a tip, NOONE FUCKING CARES

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looks like somebody sleep-shits

lol. exactly what I thought. hopefully no one lives with you or that would be tough to explain.

I had a dream about stepping in dog crap last night! fml

Here's a tip, NOONE FUCKING CARES

I seriously doubt this is true.

good sir, you have just sit on your carpet

Please, please shed some light on this story!!

You've seriously got to give more details here.

Were you in the wrong house?