By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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should have just been a real man and did it over Facebook, or got caught fucking her sister
Next time, tell your son to plan ahead and not break up with a girl at his house. Make him drive her home.
Should have made him man up and take her home himself instead of dumping his problems on you
You know what silences teenage girls? My di.. OH, "teenage", nevermind.
If he's old enough for a girlfriend he should have either taken her home himself or he should have ridden with you. You gave him an easy out from his responsibility. Who's the parent?