By John - United States
Today, while walking home I was jumped by two guys, one of whom shouted, "You shouldn't have run your mouth off, Rick!" My name is John. Only after they repeatedly axe-kicked me in the chest did they realize their mistake. It now hurts to breathe. FML
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Today, my best friend and I went out to beat up the guy who told my wife I was having an affair. We found him and began repeatedly axe-kicking him in the chest. several minutes into it, we realized we had the wrong guy. FML.

  Metal_Chick  |  15

Damn poor Rick everyone ganging up on him; it's not his fault the people that wanted to kick his ass got the wrong guy. But then again I hope they get Rick for running his mouth, no one likes snitchers.

  Termites  |  15

Today, I wasted 10 minutes of my life reading the comments on an FML about a guy who got mistakenly jumped. I then commented with an FML of my own that you chose to read. My name isn't Termites. FML

  Juliaa15  |  6

It its when you're swinging and ax, but instead of that "chopping" motion, it resembles a leg kicking something. it's almost as if the ax is a replacement leg.

  mooshibear140  |  4

It's when you raise your leg upwards and then swing it straight downwards on your heel. LOL I don't know if I described that properly but I'm a black belt in karate so I try my best. :P

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

You know.. Knowing what an axe kick is, I have to wonder if OP used the right name. It's hard to axe kick someone repeatedly and quickly enough to not let them get a look at him, or let him do something..
Out of all kicks, I have to say that this is on the top most awkward to do quickly.

I would have gone for a hook or side kick myself ;P

  Snowstar  |  0

Out karate place calls it a hatchet kick, since axe sound too much like- you know. you bend your knee in, covering your groin, then swing up and smash down with your heel. Very powerful.

  cc_the_beast  |  6

axe kicks are difficult to do quickly and effectively, but they are so powerful. It is a kick from TaeKwonDo, lifting the leg high, knee partly bent, when the leg is as high as it can go, flick the leg down, hitting with the ball of the foot or the heel. Badass.

  Diogi4363  |  0

here's what you do, find this rick and punch him in the throat, then find the guy who axe kicked you and tell him that revenge is complete, reach out a hand as if offering to shake, then when he grabs it pull him in and knee him in the lungs.

  noelykins1  |  19

I think you just meant to say YDI for looking like the Rich dude. lol I was thinking that to myself as I read this FML. Oh by the way whoever presses YDI for this FML just wanted to think they were funny and press YDI on an FML where someone was a victim of an assault that wasn't even meant for that person. Either way those boys should be put in juvie or something. For attempted assault/ assault and battery lol I like to sound like I know what the laws are (; Though in reality it's just my opinion.