I know, when I was eight I spilled some nail polish in my room and my mom smelled it and burst in, accusing me of huffing it

I remember having a boyfriend in grade 12 and my mom asking "you don't let him touch you right?". Parents need to set boundaries and not jump to conclusions

They are definitely the worst. My parents leave me home to babysit my little sister often. When my mom returns, she never fails to accuse me of smoking pot, drinking their liquor, and sneaking out to party when they return.

my mom loves to believe that if I'm let out of the house with friends and taught to drive ill sleep with the whole town.

Parents need to learn that the way to their children is not accusations and mistrust. Growing up I was an excellent kid, but my mother trusted me and I went out of my way to make sure she had no reason not to.

One time I had my window open in winter, and my mom accused me of smoking weed. No mom, my room was just hot.

Sometimes my dad accuses me of shitting my pants. Most of the time he's wrong. So I'm with you on the paranoid parents thing.

Whenever one of my younger siblings was crying my parents automatically assumed it was my fault.

My mom accused me of smoking when I accidentally placed my sister's snack in the wrong pocket of her lunch box because I forgot which pocket I placed it in. I did find the snack though and this happened when I was 13 or 14.

My mom thought I had been smoking weed when I watched Spongebob.

@23 Seriously?? Your mum said that to you when you were in year 12?? What a freak...

Oh the irony. :)

It's not irony, it's a pun.

#50, and it's extra-funny if you read #3's name as "I'm tushy!"

It's bad enough mom is monitoring laundry room activity; now you are advocating she smell the clothes to determine the nature of the soilage? Talk about from bad to worse...

Well, there was the one parent who wanted her daughter to dress sluttier

It has this stereotype for a reason.

How is a story about a good mom going to get published on a site called "Fuck My life"?

That's cause the parents whored around and because it's probably true about half the kids. Magic wands and hand jobs on movie dates and threesomes that degenerate into twosomes...that's what you read on here.

I thought cheese backed you up.

37, I hear Velveeta gives you wet dreams.