Didn't see ya there

By AylaMarie92 - 09/11/2021 13:59

Today, like every other day, I suffer from insomnia. On returning to the bedroom after a very late night shower to hopefully get some rest, I sat on my cat. I jumped up quickly and smacked my face against the cupboard. I then looked back to see if she was OK. I'd sat on my Squishmallow. FML
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Get a boyfriend and sit on his "squishmallow". That'll cure your insomnia.

At first, I thought Squishmallow was the cat's name.

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Hey, at least you didn't sprain your wrist and have to wear a wrist-guard for six weeks. That's something!

Get a boyfriend and sit on his "squishmallow". That'll cure your insomnia.

At first, I thought Squishmallow was the cat's name.