FML : Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives...

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Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

YayItsYasmine Say more :

Hey! I got another lemon in a box today, with the same note. But this time, the "Date me" was in caps and there was drawn a smiley on the lemon. I'm kinda getting creeped out, and i still haven't figured out who made it.

By YayItsYasmine - / Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:48 / Austria - Trebesing

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By cottoncandymango | 17

#5627774 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:00

Hey, free lemons! Make lemonade. :)

By BadApple88 | 29

#5627775 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:00

Awww that is cute and original

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By cottoncandymango | 17

#5627774 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:00

Hey, free lemons! Make lemonade. :)

then000bster | 16

#5627787 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:03

Dating a lemon isn't too bad (: just pucker up and kiss it.

Caitie_kid | 8

#5627857 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:31

That's awesome! I would date him :)

Olympiakos10 | 15

#5627879 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:39

She should make lemonade and send it to the person who sent them the lemon and write "When you give me lemons, I make you lemonade ;]"

Bano360 | 25

#5627980 - Thursday 15 August 2013 1:48

When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Ambient25 | 24

#5628277 - Thursday 15 August 2013 7:14

For a second I thought this FML said "**ck in a box"...to which I cringed...

iSmellMusic | 8

#5628457 - Thursday 15 August 2013 11:32

94 - Your comment made ME cringe. And why would you censor the word dick?

Slawter16 | 24

#5630649 - Friday 16 August 2013 20:55

#94, how the hell did you misread "lemon" as "dick"?

By BadApple88 | 29

#5627775 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:00

Awww that is cute and original

ohcheriecherie | 20

#5627825 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:15

I think it would be cuter if it wasn't anonymous.

unless the note was from the lemon.

SolarFlare | 20

#5627841 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:21

I'm sure it's a creative person, but why did he/she choose the lemon and not another kind of fruit, maybe, granadilla/passion fruit?

ohcheriecherie | 20

#5627845 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:25

because that doesn't really even relate to the ancient lemon proverb...

SolarFlare | 20

#5627867 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:36

Oh, that makes my comment inappropiate, i didnt know, english isnt my native language. Sorry.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#5627887 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:43

It's cool. The idiom is, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." It's about taking a bitter circumstance and making it sweeter.

ermagherdaturdis | 26

#5631703 - Saturday 17 August 2013 17:42

I would find out who this was and marry them. BEST. STALKER. EVER.

By Pstraka6 | 20

#5627779 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:01

Kinda creepy, but laugh a lil! Who doesn't like a random funny every now and then

By kumonsucks | 7

#5627780 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:01

Nonono sir you make lemonade. The guy got it wrong. Facepalm

LeafsGuy92 | 10

#5628100 - Thursday 15 August 2013 4:06

^ Ma'am*

Mossears133 | 15

#5628237 - Thursday 15 August 2013 6:03

Everyone is a sir on the Internet.

PinkieKeen | 20

#5628312 - Thursday 15 August 2013 8:07

83- true. If I said, "Like a Ma'am" instead of "Like a Sir", it wouldn't be as epic

By x_the_lancer_x | 13

#5627782 - Thursday 15 August 2013 0:01

Makes me think of that random person in my class who somehow got my number and started texting me. Except it wasn't so anonymous. These sorts of things are too creepy ._.