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By lol - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 200
You deserved it 30 811

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according to us, you are too

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Insane? No. Total fuckin idiot? Yes.


according to us, you are too

How can you not notice that?! :$

rldostie 19

Love the Einstein reference though. Quite witty.

and thanks to Einstein, your breakfast will be nice and warm

Sometimes you just have crazy moments, I once tried to eat my cereal with a fork and couldn't figure out why the milk wasn't staying on it. I'd say it's just dumb though, plus I was like 8 or something

I don't think op is all that thick/insane, after all hey had probably just got up and nobody is at their cleverest then.

ThisIsMyReign 4

60 - I've had a similar incident. But I mistaken flour for sugar. :(

He obviously is insane if he's talking to Einstein.

TexasMud 8

61 that is probably the only cat I would consider owning, I wonder if that is illegal Oh wait... We're talking about microwaves..

How according to Einstein. He was a scientist not a psychologist. Someone explain this to me. I think OP is stupid. If something is behind this, then sorry OP, but still, FAIL.

125 - the definition of insanity is widely attributed to Einstein. Google helps. #Fail

His definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly expecting a different result.

Maybe OP was half asleep? They did say breakfast. But I think they were insane lol

GuardianxCore 0

125- einstein once said "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." That is what he is referring to.

142 you are disqualified

MerrikBarbarian 9

107- for a moment there I thought you were referencing Schrödinger, seeing as Einstein denounced him as a quack.. But then I realized you meant 61's user pic. I think I may need to get a life. O-o

hashtag your it? yea im going to go now.

baygirl564 9

Nice way to start off the day, bet it will get better

Michael_92 20

Can't get much worse haha

Shoulda had a V8

The flaw with his idea that doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results actually goes against the laws of physics. If I were to repeatedly punch a wall at some point the wall would have a hole in it...

Another example is her pressing the button repeatedly. At some point the button will wear out and fall off.

Another example is using the same joke over and over and it should get C-C-Combo Breaker'd...

MichellinMan 20

when things dont work for me, I shoot it. Is that normal?

If you live in Texas yes...

I throw it but sounds pretty normal my bb gun just ricochets off objects thicker than 2 inches don't want it to come back to me

If it feels wrong then you are probably doing it wrong.

Torva_fml 16

But it felt so right when I stuck in the wrong hole.... :(

Torva_fml 16

How dare I fail like that.... It must be all the finals, and adderal.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Sure buddy, blame the drugs.

xaviiboo 9

I can't decide if you deserved it or if your life just sucks..... -_-

I hear that the microwave works better when the door is closed.

and I can't decide what purpose ur comment serves.

What's it to you the purpose of his comment ? I didn't know that you were elected the head master for approving others comment... Get a life buddy

he's a retard mean really what kind of guy doesn't know how to use a microwave and he must know something to know einsteins quote

I believe its called being tired and prob everyone had zoned out while doing something right when they wake up, even the smartest of us sometimes make mistakes or don't pay attention to things that aren't concerning us as much

Only those that do it like

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Insane? No. Total fuckin idiot? Yes.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Yes, but I was just reminded of a quote from Natural Born Killers. I think Einstein's version of insanity more closely resembles my version of idiotic. You can be insane without being a dumbass. Trust me, I know!

GoW_Chick 14

Like sociopaths most of them are pretty intelligent, if I'm not mistaken.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

With hightened intelligence comes an increased potential for mental illness. An overactive mind can be detrimental to those who are not capable of coping with its power.

ChrisTheCalm 9

30- thanks for noticing.

crackz12 10

I love acid and alex grey your my favorite fmler

I'm actually impressed someone can be that stupid.

Maybe they where groggy from just waking up. You have never done anything stupid when your tired?

Obviously people do unexpected things when they are tired but in this case it just seems like OP is totally out of it or incapable of working a simple device.

94 - I don't see where in my comment I stated that OP was one of the stupidest people alive.

BEASTvela_17 1

I've actually done that before. It wasn't due to stupidity just a total lack of thought and awareness. I remember just thinking "dafug??!!1!!"

Thats awesome

IrishJesus 5

And yet somehow you got the computer to work for you

You know life sucks when Irish Jesus thinks you're an idiot.

Irish Jesus is disappoint

How is that possible, physically dumb?

pinkcrayola 0

How is that grammatically correct? I don't like nitpicking, but you've lost me there completely.

bfsd42 20

You are nitpicking.

Its sad to see what people constitute for a real fml now days... This isn't a fml your just a dumbass

Torva_fml 16

I'm not sure if I should say FYL, or YDI..... Either way, you're retarded.

Not retarded since that is an insult to people who are actually mentally handicapped. OP is just a dumbass.

cradle6 13

Dumbass is offensive to stupid people.

sniperkit 10

You don't use the word "retarded" to describe people with mental retardation, you use it to describe your friends who are being retarded.

Torva_fml 16

I agree^. calling someone who is mentally handicapped would be extremely offensive. Although the definition says one thing, we have taken a different meaning to the word.

flockz 19

why would you use the term "mentally handicapped"? consider how offensive that is to people like me who are just too lazy to think.

The world is a pretty fucked up place when everyone tries to be politically correct about anything and everything. This is no different. My little brother came home from Pre-school singing bah bah Rainbow sheep because its racist to call a dark coloured sheep black. Its a fucking sheep! And the bloke here made a comment about being retarded and all you clowns jump up and down and say hey! Thats wrong! Come on guys, really? Wake the fuck uo!

linkinpark98 23