Today, after being suspicious for some time, I learned that my husband really has been going to the library in his free time to study anatomy. Specifically female anatomy, with the librarian, in the back closet. FML
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Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time left. FML
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML
Today, I found out my husband wasn’t really “working from home” in the evenings. He locks himself in his office until the late hours of the night, having intimate Skype sessions with his coworker. That explains why our joint bank account hasn’t seen a direct deposit this past month. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, I came home early from work and walked in on my husband in bed with his two young female "bible study students" from his church. Now I remember why he explicitly said to never interrupt his, "Sunday School Studies" with them. FML
Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML
Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML
Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 30
I didn't know libraries offered that kind of cervix.
haveyou000 22
Sounds like he's got his nose in something that isn't a book.
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Comments (22)
haveyou000 22
Sounds like he's got his nose in something that isn't a book.
deathshead 19
Ah, she must be helping him study, and that was the only quiet place they could find! everything is okay! too bad it's probably dark in there...
RichardPencil 30
I didn't know libraries offered that kind of cervix.
rohan111993 13
I kinda hate you
PePziNL 20
You win the internet today.
TacoTheDank 27
you smooth ************
thebestatspace 9
Well played
draghkar 18
If that really was his excuse, give hime credit for making a pun out of his infidelity.
FrozenMusic 26
You mean ex-husband, right?
species4872 19
Could be worse, she could return overdue.
ballerinaaub 17
We still don't know if she has or not!
lukcy_basartd 11
The fees on his library card tho..!
player69badboy 0
LEGENDARY
MidnaLink 33
How about CHEATING JACKASS!
icemand90 17
the best study is practical sudy...
ThrottleJockey 35
So he was only partially lying when he said he was just a bookworm with his nose buried in a book.