Love, Sex and Cheating: Confirmed

Confirmed

By Anatomy - 28/01/2017 22:00 - United States - Albany

Today, after being suspicious for some time, I learned that my husband really has been going to the library in his free time to study anatomy. Specifically female anatomy, with the librarian, in the back closet. FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML

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It'll be a Vlog next

By elliebellie - 21/03/2021 00:28 - Australia

Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 12:00

Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML

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Double-crossed

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 20:00

Today, I found out my husband wasn’t really “working from home” in the evenings. He locks himself in his office until the late hours of the night, having intimate Skype sessions with his coworker. That explains why our joint bank account hasn’t seen a direct deposit this past month. FML

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By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

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Sinning is winning

By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 18:01

Today, I came home early from work and walked in on my husband in bed with his two young female "bible study students" from his church. Now I remember why he explicitly said to never interrupt his, "Sunday School Studies" with them. FML

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Coworker from hell

By stupid! - 02/10/2021 17:00

Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2018 03:00

Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML

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By LolaBell - 24/04/2015 14:12 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 January 2017 4:17

I didn't know libraries offered that kind of cervix.

haveyou000 22

Sunday 29 January 2017 4:13

Sounds like he's got his nose in something that isn't a book.

Comments

haveyou000 22

Sunday 29 January 2017 4:13

Sounds like he's got his nose in something that isn't a book.

deathshead 19

Sunday 29 January 2017 4:16

Ah, she must be helping him study, and that was the only quiet place they could find! everything is okay! too bad it's probably dark in there...

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 January 2017 4:17

I didn't know libraries offered that kind of cervix.

rohan111993 13

Sunday 29 January 2017 20:22

I kinda hate you

PePziNL 20

Monday 30 January 2017 1:25

You win the internet today.

TacoTheDank 27

Monday 30 January 2017 4:08

you smooth ************

thebestatspace 9

Wednesday 1 February 2017 20:53

Well played

draghkar 18

Sunday 29 January 2017 5:10

If that really was his excuse, give hime credit for making a pun out of his infidelity.

FrozenMusic 26

Sunday 29 January 2017 5:31

You mean ex-husband, right?

species4872 19

Sunday 29 January 2017 6:07

Could be worse, she could return overdue.

ballerinaaub 17

Friday 3 February 2017 11:30

We still don't know if she has or not!

lukcy_basartd 11

Sunday 29 January 2017 8:59

The fees on his library card tho..!

player69badboy 0

Sunday 29 January 2017 12:08

LEGENDARY

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 29 January 2017 13:16

How about CHEATING JACKASS!

icemand90 17

Sunday 29 January 2017 16:46

the best study is practical sudy...

ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 29 January 2017 20:20

So he was only partially lying when he said he was just a bookworm with his nose buried in a book.

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Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML

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Today, my date was about to go down on me when he burst out laughing. I'd bought some new sexy panties, which apparently had a sticker on them that came off and got stuck to me. It seems my vagina had been examined by employee No.32 for quality control purposes. FML

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Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML

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Today, I missed work because I was at the hospital getting treated for accidentally inhaling chlorine gas. I didn't realize that using Comet Industrial Strength Cleanser to scrub out a cat litter pan could be so hazardous. FML

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Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML

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Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML

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