Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine...

By Anonymous - 27/2/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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By garuru | 4

#896917 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:30

today i was in the park with my daughter and some kid on the swing jumped off with his pants off. FML

By thatssomeBS | 9

#896882 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:23

"I went to the park and we decided to swing"... for some reason that wasn't the "swinging" I was thinking of...

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By aussiechick121 | 0

#896867 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:18

bahahahahahahahah! nawwwwwwww poor thing!

orphinz | 3

#896907 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:28

Ooft where pants next time

Ryan778 | 0

#896935 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:33

LOL

JeaanPauul | 0

#897023 - Saturday 27 February 2010 10:17

Rofl @ first I thought the other type of swinging. then it crossed my mind that you didn't.

suppressed08 | 2

#897112 - Saturday 27 February 2010 11:06

it turns out those two werent your client? go figure.

adriiana1019 | 0

#897241 - Saturday 27 February 2010 12:46

ahhh mannn I would have killed to see this!!

BoarderBoy15 | 0

#897310 - Saturday 27 February 2010 13:44

how old r u like ten

Ouroboros_fml | 0

#897392 - Saturday 27 February 2010 14:41

swingin' in the moonlight, classic!

reyemrein | 0

#897679 - Saturday 27 February 2010 16:48

Only in Jesey. And that little girl wasn't the mans daughter. jk that sucks but at least only one person you know saw it happen. And they can always be taken care of....

Jrook | 0

#897690 - Saturday 27 February 2010 16:52

#6 fails so hard he/she/it has to be republican

mmmyeahsaraa | 0

#897700 - Saturday 27 February 2010 16:56

noooo theyre just from jersey so they got to be semi-retarded lmao

reyemrein | 0

#897733 - Saturday 27 February 2010 17:07

lol @61!!!!

reyemrein | 0

#897747 - Saturday 27 February 2010 17:13

*62

dudester1 | 0

#897867 - Saturday 27 February 2010 18:05

wow that's not steriotypical at all. so are you proud at how our country is turning out?

ellow_fml | 0

#898092 - Saturday 27 February 2010 19:42

O.o lol

apfunction | 0

#899770 - Sunday 28 February 2010 7:52

I don't get it...does the OP wish the man and his daughter had stayed?

FYLDeep | 25

#900032 - Sunday 28 February 2010 9:45

I hope she didn't ride her bike there

Blondie08_fml | 0

#900433 - Sunday 28 February 2010 14:36

LMAO FREAKIN IDIOT SAhahahahaa

_kingofthehill_ | 0

#903252 - Monday 1 March 2010 6:23

douche.

varkey | 7

#979931 - Thursday 15 April 2010 3:41

#83 i was thinking the same thing

theunknowned | 1

#2829154 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:07

OP did u really wanted him to stay and watch?

By thatssomeBS | 9

#896882 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:23

"I went to the park and we decided to swing"... for some reason that wasn't the "swinging" I was thinking of...

Shokz992 | 0

#897123 - Saturday 27 February 2010 11:14

Yeah... Maybe she was going to swing on the swings ;D

exoticfuck | 0

#898294 - Saturday 27 February 2010 20:35

lol same here XD .

By onebadsummer | 0

#896884 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:23

skank.

By OmgGuessWhatChic | 0

#896902 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:27

i just farted

suppressed08 | 2

#897117 - Saturday 27 February 2010 11:10

it fits into your username :'D

Felendris | 0

#897427 - Saturday 27 February 2010 14:59

suppressed: you look like a queer from my school. except you have longer hair -_- lol

jpest17 | 5

#897903 - Saturday 27 February 2010 18:17

this would be a win if their was a hot guy like me around. ;)

CustomFerrari | 0

#899608 - Sunday 28 February 2010 6:25

he looks like this kid named gabe I went to school with

By jerseystreetking | 0

#896905 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:28

he probably had somewhere else to be

boyguydudemalema | 0

#897071 - Saturday 27 February 2010 10:37

i agree, if i was the dad i'd stay and tell my daughter not to try crazy shiz like that or she'll end up like the op, or just laugh at ur missery. So yeah im pretty sure he was prolly about to leave anyways u just timed it wrong

By GodBarack | 5

#896909 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:29

Boy, you are stupid. Even if you didn't rip your pants, who knows what else could've happened?

By 13lucksucks | 0

#896914 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:29

that sucks 4 u get less baggy jeans

ohSNAPyall | 26

#897398 - Saturday 27 February 2010 14:43

..or assless chaps!

By jennjennsofly | 7

#896916 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:30

aha chu guys are craziie asses

By garuru | 4

#896917 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:30

today i was in the park with my daughter and some kid on the swing jumped off with his pants off. FML

Intoxicunt | 5

#896929 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:32

her*
Fail. Not even funny.

Cristaderzi | 0

#896948 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:35

Yay Intoxicunts back HOO Rah!!

Intoxicunt | 5

#896968 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:42

I was never gone! =]

MellowYelloe | 0

#896973 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:43

There goes #10's self esteem

Intoxicunt | 5

#896975 - Saturday 27 February 2010 9:45

Haha. I can fix that. Erm, being #10 is very special. Go you!
>.>

YourEvilHero | 12

#897040 - Saturday 27 February 2010 10:26

jump off backwords I think it would be pretty hard

garuru | 4

#897087 - Saturday 27 February 2010 10:46

cough cunt bitch cough stfu

Intoxicunt | 5

#897092 - Saturday 27 February 2010 10:48

*cough* dumb fuck who gets his panties in a twist over being corrected because he can't read a simple short anecdote *cough*

Shokz992 | 0

#897131 - Saturday 27 February 2010 11:20

garuru - Intoxicunt's awesome and your attempt at an impromptu reverse FML like other people try to do in the comments was the worst I've ever seen. Go away.