By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML
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today i was in the park with my daughter and some kid on the swing jumped off with his pants off. FML

"I went to the park and we decided to swing"... for some reason that wasn't the "swinging" I was thinking of...

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bahahahahahahahah! nawwwwwwww poor thing!

Ooft where pants next time

Rofl @ first I thought the other type of swinging. then it crossed my mind that you didn't.

it turns out those two werent your client? go figure.

ahhh mannn I would have killed to see this!!

how old r u like ten

swingin' in the moonlight, classic!

Only in Jesey. And that little girl wasn't the mans daughter. jk that sucks but at least only one person you know saw it happen. And they can always be taken care of....

#6 fails so hard he/she/it has to be republican

noooo theyre just from jersey so they got to be semi-retarded lmao

lol @61!!!!

wow that's not steriotypical at all. so are you proud at how our country is turning out?

I don't get it...does the OP wish the man and his daughter had stayed?

I hope she didn't ride her bike there

LMAO FREAKIN IDIOT SAhahahahaa

#83 i was thinking the same thing

OP did u really wanted him to stay and watch?

"I went to the park and we decided to swing"... for some reason that wasn't the "swinging" I was thinking of...

Yeah... Maybe she was going to swing on the swings ;D

lol same here XD .

it fits into your username :'D

suppressed: you look like a queer from my school. except you have longer hair -_- lol

this would be a win if their was a hot guy like me around. ;)

he looks like this kid named gabe I went to school with

he probably had somewhere else to be

i agree, if i was the dad i'd stay and tell my daughter not to try crazy shiz like that or she'll end up like the op, or just laugh at ur missery. So yeah im pretty sure he was prolly about to leave anyways u just timed it wrong

Boy, you are stupid. Even if you didn't rip your pants, who knows what else could've happened?

that sucks 4 u get less baggy jeans

..or assless chaps!

aha chu guys are craziie asses

today i was in the park with my daughter and some kid on the swing jumped off with his pants off. FML

her* Fail. Not even funny.

Yay Intoxicunts back HOO Rah!!

I was never gone! =]

There goes #10's self esteem

Haha. I can fix that. Erm, being #10 is very special. Go you! >.>

jump off backwords I think it would be pretty hard

cough cunt bitch cough stfu

*cough* dumb fuck who gets his panties in a twist over being corrected because he can't read a simple short anecdote *cough*

garuru - Intoxicunt's awesome and your attempt at an impromptu reverse FML like other people try to do in the comments was the worst I've ever seen. Go away.

poor little girl she's probobly blind now

first of all cunt is a bitch second of all all of you can suck my 12 inch dick. peace out mouther fuckers!

You, erm... You missed that decimal point between the 1 and the 2... Don't feel bad about it; everyone makes mistakes...

yea im not the dyslexic one you are ohh you made the mistake of knocking that girl up and leaving her. you are a douchbag

The man must've thought it was a park for the mentally disabled, so he left.

I know in England, underwear is sometimes called "pants". They may be where orphinz got confused.