Intimacy: Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over...

By Username - 05/08/2011 14:05 - United States

Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Friday 5 August 2011 18:50

...well done, my friend. Well done.

Weetart 8

Friday 5 August 2011 18:50

ohhh you deserved to be there in the brawl.

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chewbeccaz 0

Friday 5 August 2011 18:49

This isn't an FML.

i_l_y143 0

Friday 5 August 2011 18:49

how is that an fml?

Weetart 8

Friday 5 August 2011 18:50

ohhh you deserved to be there in the brawl.

seanders 10

Friday 5 August 2011 18:59

Muahaha. Should've screamed "dance puppets dance!" on your way out.

SirObvious 1

Friday 5 August 2011 19:08

Who fights over *********** ?

kiran_fml 5

Friday 5 August 2011 19:09

This reminds me of Mean Girls when Regina is watching everyone fight around her

woody768 0

Friday 5 August 2011 19:10

How is this an FML you got away with hardly a scratch didn't you?

i_am_evil 7

Friday 5 August 2011 19:10

Isn't this like, the opposite of F your Life? Like "HoorayMyLife" I escaped a barfight, yaaaaaay!

WesleyTucker545 5

Friday 5 August 2011 19:17

lol the puppet master

Epsilonyx 15

Friday 5 August 2011 18:50

...well done, my friend. Well done.

genesisnirvana 11

Friday 5 August 2011 19:00

That takes a special kind of skill

Sithis23 0

Friday 5 August 2011 18:51

So how exactly is your life f'ed??

your_ma 27

Friday 5 August 2011 18:51

How is this FYL..?

yourlifesfucked 0

Friday 5 August 2011 18:51

So HOW is this an FML? OP quit your bitching and learn to not be a dumbass. You're lucky you didn't get someone killed.

mikentrigger 4

Friday 5 August 2011 18:52

This sounds more like bragging than a FML.

gilstrap23 3

Friday 5 August 2011 18:52

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

raphanne_fml 33

Friday 5 August 2011 18:53

And this is an FML because... ?

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