Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML
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Epsilonyx
| 15
...well done, my friend. Well done.
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Weetart
| 8
ohhh you deserved to be there in the brawl.
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chewbeccaz
| 0
This isn't an FML.
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i_l_y143
| 0
how is that an fml?
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Weetart
| 8
ohhh you deserved to be there in the brawl.
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seanders
| 10
Muahaha. Should've screamed "dance puppets dance!" on your way out.
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SirObvious
| 1
Who fights over beastiality ?
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kiran_fml
| 5
This reminds me of Mean Girls when Regina is watching everyone fight around her
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woody768
| 0
How is this an FML you got away with hardly a scratch didn't you?
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i_am_evil
| 7
Isn't this like, the opposite of F your Life? Like "HoorayMyLife" I escaped a barfight, yaaaaaay!
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WesleyTucker545
| 5
lol the puppet master
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Epsilonyx
| 15
...well done, my friend. Well done.
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genesisnirvana
| 11
That takes a special kind of skill
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Sithis23
| 0
So how exactly is your life f'ed??
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your_ma
| 27
How is this FYL..?
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yourlifesfucked
| 0
So HOW is this an FML? OP quit your bitching and learn to not be a dumbass. You're lucky you didn't get someone killed.
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mikentrigger
| 4
This sounds more like bragging than a FML.
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gilstrap23
| 3
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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raphanne_fml
| 33
And this is an FML because... ?