FML : Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets....

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Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Friday 5 August 2011 14:05 / United States

Intimacy

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By Epsilonyx | 15

#3046103 - Friday 5 August 2011 06:50

...well done, my friend. Well done.

By Weetart | 8

#3046102 - Friday 5 August 2011 06:50

ohhh you deserved to be there in the brawl.

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By chewbeccaz | 0

#3046096 - Friday 5 August 2011 06:49

This isn't an FML.

By i_l_y143 | 0

#3046098 - Friday 5 August 2011 06:49

how is that an fml?

By Weetart | 8

#3046102 - Friday 5 August 2011 06:50

ohhh you deserved to be there in the brawl.

seanders | 10

#3046209 - Friday 5 August 2011 06:59

Muahaha. Should've screamed "dance puppets dance!" on your way out.

SirObvious | 1

#3046288 - Friday 5 August 2011 07:08

Who fights over beastiality ?

kiran_fml | 5

#3046299 - Friday 5 August 2011 07:09

This reminds me of Mean Girls when Regina is watching everyone fight around her

woody768 | 0

#3046319 - Friday 5 August 2011 07:10

How is this an FML you got away with hardly a scratch didn't you?

i_am_evil | 7

#3046321 - Friday 5 August 2011 07:10

Isn't this like, the opposite of F your Life? Like "HoorayMyLife" I escaped a barfight, yaaaaaay!

WesleyTucker545 | 5

#3046360 - Friday 5 August 2011 07:17

lol the puppet master

By Epsilonyx | 15

#3046103 - Friday 5 August 2011 06:50

...well done, my friend. Well done.

genesisnirvana | 11

#3046231 - Friday 5 August 2011 07:00

That takes a special kind of skill

By Sithis23 | 0

#3046106 - Friday 5 August 2011 06:51

So how exactly is your life f'ed??

By your_ma | 27

#3046125 - Friday 5 August 2011 06:51

How is this FYL..?

By yourlifesfucked | 0

#3046127 - Friday 5 August 2011 06:51

So HOW is this an FML? OP quit your bitching and learn to not be a dumbass. You're lucky you didn't get someone killed.

By mikentrigger | 4

#3046138 - Friday 5 August 2011 06:52

This sounds more like bragging than a FML.

By gilstrap23 | 3

#3046140 - Friday 5 August 2011 06:52

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By raphanne_fml | 33

#3046147 - Friday 5 August 2011 06:53

And this is an FML because... ?

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