FML : Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

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Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By awkward drunk / Saturday 29 January 2011 12:40 / Canada

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By Zebidee | 8

#2022647 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:29

Nothing screams 'I'm drunk' like trying to act sober in front of your parents.

You think they've never seen a drunk kid before?

By DocBastard | 38

#2022724 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:50

Congratulations on getting caught, idiot. There is no excuse for getting so shit-faced that uncontrolled vomiting ensues, especially in front of your mother. I hope you still live at home so your mother can ground your stupid ass.

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By anonnie | 0

#2022465 - Saturday 29 January 2011 19:59

Haha! YDI :)

jrsgreenfire257 | 0

#2025124 - Sunday 30 January 2011 15:03

Last one

dre_bro11 | 12

#2028800 - Monday 31 January 2011 12:15

*Sees 'trying'* *hits YDI*

By aardvarkish | 15

#2022482 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:02

Score! Way to go!

By missjessicaaaa | 0

#2022486 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:02

I kinda think YDI.

By raha95 | 0

#2022492 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:03

don't do that

By Phustercluck | 11

#2022493 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:03

I remember my first beer.

JCHammer | 5

#2023896 - Sunday 30 January 2011 5:03

You threw up after your first beer? Hmm must be french

By littliemissmeg | 0

#2022496 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:03

Good job. say you have the flu :)

By Bikrbum | 6

#2022531 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:08

Are you sure it was you or Eric from "That 70's Show"?

PrincessRavishin | 0

#2024417 - Sunday 30 January 2011 9:22

win

By jessxoxo28 | 5

#2022541 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:10

wow, so much for sober

By MrBond007_fml | 6

#2022570 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:14

It tends to be much easier to act sober if you actually are, ydi

By bobjoefredsky | 0

#2022574 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:16

ewwwwww wtf

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