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By awkward drunk - 29/01/2011 12:40 - Canada

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML

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By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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By Username - 11/08/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML

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By mothapuka - 26/12/2009 09:10 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML

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By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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By Shoeless - 20/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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Zebidee 8

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:29

Nothing screams 'I'm drunk' like trying to act sober in front of your parents. You think they've never seen a drunk kid before?

DocBastard 38

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:50

Congratulations on getting caught, idiot. There is no excuse for getting so shit-faced that uncontrolled vomiting ensues, especially in front of your mother. I hope you still live at home so your mother can ground your stupid ass.

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anonnie 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:59

Haha! YDI :)

jrsgreenfire257 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:03

Last one

dre_bro11 12

Monday 31 January 2011 12:15

*Sees 'trying'* *hits YDI*

aardvarkish 15

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:02

Score! Way to go!

missjessicaaaa 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:02

I kinda think YDI.

raha95 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:03

don't do that

Phustercluck 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:03

I remember my first beer.

JCHammer 5

Sunday 30 January 2011 5:03

You threw up after your first beer? Hmm must be french

littliemissmeg 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:03

Good job. say you have the flu :)

Bikrbum 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:08

Are you sure it was you or Eric from "That 70's Show"?

PrincessRavishin 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:22

win

jessxoxo28 5

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:10

wow, so much for sober

MrBond007_fml 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:14

It tends to be much easier to act sober if you actually are, ydi

bobjoefredsky 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:16

ewwwwww wtf

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