FML : Today, like most weekends, I got swindled into being the designated driver for our group. Too bad this weekend was my birthday. FML

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Today, like most weekends, I got swindled into being the designated driver for our group. Too bad this weekend was my birthday. FML

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sunflowers2k says more :

Lol! OP here, can't believe this got posted. I've always been the mother hen of my friends, and I really don't mind taking care of them. I'm not a big drinker anyways. But, all my friends had fun and my bf who hasn't been drunk in FOREVER had a great time, so that made it all worth it. Watching drunk people is pretty fun sometimes. :)

By sunflowers2k / Saturday 10 December 2016 03:27 / Canada - Fort Mcmurray

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By Tripartita | 44

#6720955 - Saturday 10 December 2016 7:07

"Swindled"? I can only imagined what happened.

OP's friend: "Adesignateddriversayswhat?"

OP: "What? FUCK—not again! Come on, guys, it's my birthday!"

By kangx1 | 28

#6720954 - Saturday 10 December 2016 7:05

That's fucked up it's YOUR birthday. I hope you fought it at least. Should have partied the way you wanted and got an Uber or something. Fuck those people who wanted you to be DD

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By Cali | 54

#6720951 - Saturday 10 December 2016 6:57

Why do you think OP didn't fight for his right to party?

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TabooSushi | 24

#6720960 - Saturday 10 December 2016 7:20

The way it was phrased. Sounds like this occurs quite often and, like every other time apparently, he just laid down and took it instead of taking a stand for once.

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mattyiscool123 | 26

#6721186 - Saturday 10 December 2016 23:49

He didn't feel the beastie boys vibe

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Cali | 54

#6721193 - Sunday 11 December 2016 0:43

Matty gets it. Matty is cool.

By BrailynRaylynn | 22

#6720953 - Saturday 10 December 2016 7:02

I would just refuse to go. Go party on your own, then call a cab when you are ready to go home.

By kangx1 | 28

#6720954 - Saturday 10 December 2016 7:05

That's fucked up it's YOUR birthday. I hope you fought it at least. Should have partied the way you wanted and got an Uber or something. Fuck those people who wanted you to be DD

By Tripartita | 44

#6720955 - Saturday 10 December 2016 7:07

"Swindled"? I can only imagined what happened.

OP's friend: "Adesignateddriversayswhat?"

OP: "What? FUCK—not again! Come on, guys, it's my birthday!"

By crispyjello69 | 19

#6720964 - Saturday 10 December 2016 7:48

Fuck that

By sweet_ivory | 0

#6720969 - Saturday 10 December 2016 8:10

You need better friends

By RichardPencil | 27

#6720972 - Saturday 10 December 2016 8:26

Isn't the reward of having friends and getting them home safely a good enough gift?

You just can't satisfy some people!

By rustybucket | 24

#6720990 - Saturday 10 December 2016 9:44

You need to either learn how to say no or get better friends

By ALonelyStranger | 12

#6720994 - Saturday 10 December 2016 10:13

Hey just be glad you have friends to hang out with

By Lalala579121 | 27

#6721005 - Saturday 10 December 2016 11:49

It's much more fun to laugh at drunk idiots than to join them anyways.

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