Today, like most weekends, I got swindled into being the designated driver for our group. Too bad this weekend was my birthday. FML
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Lol! OP here, can't believe this got posted. I've always been the mother hen of my friends, and I really don't mind taking care of them. I'm not a big drinker anyways. But, all my friends had fun and my bf who hasn't been drunk in FOREVER had a great time, so that made it all worth it. Watching drunk people is pretty fun sometimes. :)
OP's friend: "Adesignateddriversayswhat?"
OP: "What? FUCK—not again! Come on, guys, it's my birthday!"