Today, like most weekends, I got swindled into being the designated driver for our group. Too bad this weekend was my birthday. FML
Lol! OP here, can't believe this got posted. I've always been the mother hen of my friends, and I really don't mind taking care of them. I'm not a big drinker anyways. But, all my friends had fun and my bf who hasn't been drunk in FOREVER had a great time, so that made it all worth it. Watching drunk people is pretty fun sometimes. :)
OP's friend: "Adesignateddriversayswhat?"
OP: "What? FUCK—not again! Come on, guys, it's my birthday!"