FML : Today, I realized two things: how much time I've spent waiting between lectures, and just how bad my love life is. I found out that I get incredibly jealous...

Today, I realized two things: how much time I've spent waiting between lectures, and just how bad my love life is. I found out that I get incredibly jealous when somebody sits on my favourite bench in the centre of the campus. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Benchlover - / Monday 10 October 2016 12:18 / United Kingdom

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By Levi2411 | 35

#6707167 - Saturday 29 October 2016 7:09

Hey now, love life has nothing to do with it. I too get obscenely jealous when others touch/go near objects that I have claimed as mine. "No touchy." -- Rule 146.

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6707170 - Saturday 29 October 2016 7:15

If that's how you feel about a bench, I wonder how you'd feel about your favorite urinal. It's ok and healthy to sometimes dip your toes in the jealous sea, but any relationship will drown in deep jealousy.

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By Levi2411 | 35

#6707167 - Saturday 29 October 2016 7:09

Hey now, love life has nothing to do with it. I too get obscenely jealous when others touch/go near objects that I have claimed as mine. "No touchy." -- Rule 146.

By RichardPencil | 25

#6707168 - Saturday 29 October 2016 7:14

No one should sit in "your spot," Sheldon!

By sonasonic | 34

#6707169 - Saturday 29 October 2016 7:14

Break up with it. You deserve better.

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6707170 - Saturday 29 October 2016 7:15

By Kitty_Kat44 | 31

#6707173 - Saturday 29 October 2016 7:34

It's part routine. If that's where you sit on a day to day basis I can understand your disappointment when someone is sitting in your normal spot.

By 914smv | 18

#6707175 - Saturday 29 October 2016 8:07

Have you tried any dating sites to meet people? maybe that will help?

By Notesz_b | 13

#6707183 - Saturday 29 October 2016 8:58

So...You fell in love with the bench?

By Rozay333 | 33

#6707209 - Saturday 29 October 2016 10:27

I feel the same way about other people reading my books before I get a chance to finish them. I dont know why, but I get super jealous about my literature...
Weird lol