By Benchlover - 10/10/2016 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I realized two things: how much time I've spent waiting between lectures, and just how bad my love life is. I found out that I get incredibly jealous when somebody sits on my favourite bench in the centre of the campus. FML
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Hey now, love life has nothing to do with it. I too get obscenely jealous when others touch/go near objects that I have claimed as mine. "No touchy." -- Rule 146.

If that's how you feel about a bench, I wonder how you'd feel about your favorite urinal. It's ok and healthy to sometimes dip your toes in the jealous sea, but any relationship will drown in deep jealousy.

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Hey now, love life has nothing to do with it. I too get obscenely jealous when others touch/go near objects that I have claimed as mine. "No touchy." -- Rule 146.

No one should sit in "your spot," Sheldon!

Break up with it. You deserve better.

If that's how you feel about a bench, I wonder how you'd feel about your favorite urinal. It's ok and healthy to sometimes dip your toes in the jealous sea, but any relationship will drown in deep jealousy.

It's part routine. If that's where you sit on a day to day basis I can understand your disappointment when someone is sitting in your normal spot.

Have you tried any dating sites to meet people? maybe that will help?

So...You fell in love with the bench?

I feel the same way about other people reading my books before I get a chance to finish them. I dont know why, but I get super jealous about my literature... Weird lol

Maybe you should start seeing other people (benches)?

I'm happily married, and still get salty when my favorite study spot is taken.