Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little...

By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 19/03/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML

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By Jerf - 24/06/2009 00:56 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

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By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

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By Whoops - 28/01/2010 20:21 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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almost_there44 26

Sunday 20 November 2016 5:06

I hope this is not the case and hopefully I'm wrong. But, were you and your partner house sitting and about to have sex? That's just nasty and disrespectful to the people's house y'all were watching.

potatocouch 16

Sunday 20 November 2016 5:03

Both of you were so turned on that you turned the house alarm on.

Comments

potatocouch 16

Sunday 20 November 2016 5:03

Both of you were so turned on that you turned the house alarm on.

almost_there44 26

Sunday 20 November 2016 5:06

I hope this is not the case and hopefully I'm wrong. But, were you and your partner house sitting and about to have sex? That's just nasty and disrespectful to the people's house y'all were watching.

domolovesyoshi 33

Sunday 20 November 2016 5:13

Yep totally dosrespectful

piker117 11

Sunday 20 November 2016 5:18

If the owner hired a couple to house sit for more than a few nights they probably expected it.

ChristinePi 36

Sunday 20 November 2016 5:36

If they're adults and they're house sitting for the parents, I'm sure it's more common than you think. If it's a stranger's house then I agree with you.

almost_there44 26

Sunday 20 November 2016 5:41

I feel like it wasn't their parents. If it was, they most likely would have known about the alarm and known how to disarm it.

cootiequeen4444 11

Sunday 20 November 2016 5:43

who would let a stranger house sit for them? That doesn't sound very smart.

KillerChipmunk 15

Sunday 20 November 2016 7:34

Just because they don't know about the alarm doesn't mean they're strangers to to home owner. I've house sat for family friends and I'm not exactly familiar with their alarm systems.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 20 November 2016 5:36

The owners installed a sex alarm? What'll they think of next?!?

depressedvixen 16

Sunday 20 November 2016 5:47

So we're y'all the ones who set it off?

touch_the_sky_77 22

Sunday 20 November 2016 20:43

That's literally exactly what the FML said

cootiequeen4444 11

Sunday 20 November 2016 5:52

I'm confused. You and your boyfriend were in the house..It has been more than a few minutes since coming into the house it seems when it then started to go off? how does that work? I figure if it was you and your boyfriend setting it off, it would have happened approximately 5 minutes after coming inside and not putting in the code to let the system know it's okay. Also how were the police able to know it was you and your boyfriend that set it off? even with cameras, I'm not sure the police could come out with that conclusion with absolute certainty. Seems more like they could say it was a possibility at most maybe. IDK. Maybe I'm dumb or don't really know.bow these house alarms really work, but the story, with the limited info given, doesn't seem to add up to me.

DraconicFeline 31

Sunday 20 November 2016 6:11

Maybe they set off a motion detector of some kind?

whatshuman43 8

Sunday 20 November 2016 10:02

So within 5 minutes you got freaky so fast that you didn't notice the "noises" you heard, were actually a loud high pitched alarm asking for an input code?