By nerdsgetmehot - 07/04/2011 16:55 - United States
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Uglies
By Noname - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
Unreasonable
By B - 04/02/2012 01:17 - United States
By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris
Smooth Operator
By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden
With friends like these…
By dreadedmafia86 - 12/03/2010 00:22 - United States
By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom
By thedullard - 16/02/2009 05:35 - United States
Repetitive
By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 04:01
By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States
By Cacahuete - 28/12/2013 14:46 - France - Villejuif
By Twiggysucks68 - 07/01/2013 01:49 - United States - Antioch
By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage
By Dracoboxer357 - 05/01/2013 16:00 - Canada
Dracoboxer357 tells us more.
Alexa, play "That's Not My Name" by The Ting Tings
By ItalianBabyDoll - 11/04/2020 14:00
By WeiXinLun - 25/12/2013 06:22 - United States - Union City
WeiXinLun tells us more.
OP here! this actual happened a while ago, but the principle is still the same. the neighbors with the chihuahua, they occasionally yell at the dog to shut up. for the most part, they do nothing. it's not too loud to legally make a noise complaint, but loud enough to be an awful annoyance. as for the ones with the rooster, they don't even speak English. they're from Hong Kong, so they only speak Cantonese, which i don't speak. and i live in the middle of suburbia, so the rooster is very illegal. a 1000$ fine, i believe, if reported. the rooster usually gets really loud around 10, so it sometimes wakes me up, sometimes not. the chihuahua is pretty much 24/7. any more suggestions are more than welcome though, thanks!
By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States
By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States
Fake it til you make it
By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada
Who? Where?
By happybirthday - 06/03/2010 19:42 - United States
By whereismyprince? - 18/12/2013 17:01 - Canada - Sherwood Park
By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States
Oh well, maybe next… year?
By Suzi_d16 - 20/04/2020 23:00
By singleandheartbroken - 17/08/2009 12:04 - Australia
ryan_j009 tells us more.
ok everyone, im the OP, hear me out. 1. "..i've been treating her extremely well.." the reason why I said that was not because I'm a jackass, it was so you all knew that I didnt disrespect her or lie to her or anything, in case you would accuse me of being a shitty boyfriend. I wasn't at all. I used to surprise her with flowers occasionally, which I'd never done before with any other woman. (which does not mean i was a shitty boyfriend to my other girlfriends.. it just means i tried extra hard with this girl.) 2. all of you have been saying "well at least you didnt get to ask." Ok, yeah, I didn't say the words "will you marry me", but I had the ring in my hand and was about to get on one knee.. but before I could she stopped me.. so I'm guessing she realized that I was going to pop the question. 3. pimpin88 - once again, you have mistaken me for someone I am not. I was not clingy, I was just telling the world of FML that i really *DID* care about her.. I mean 5 years for god's sake.. sorry, i'm still bitter.. it's weird that you say that because in our relationship she always seemed to be interested in only me.. even in the last week that we were together it was all totally fine. I have no idea what happened. Nothing changed, at least I dont think...
By lezbplove - 19/03/2011 05:26 - Canada
By hellnooo - 15/08/2009 23:06 - United States
Yikes
By nycgirl424 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States
Broken bum
By P DarklyKira - 06/05/2020 17:00
By drunkard - 13/08/2009 14:16 - Germany
obsdwitDBH tells us more.
OP Here! First off, the company ISP is based in Germany, but I'm in the Netherlands. Secondly, I didn't know it was her f*cking dad! This older guy just comes up and is like, "Hi, how are you?" and everything and he starts talking about rock climbing... I mean, come on. First 5 minutes, okay, the dude was busy for what felt like 10, maybe 20 minutes. I couldn't handle it. I went to kiss my girlfriend to tell her goodbye cause I saw her grab her stuff and she says her dad is here to pick her up, and that's when I see her to hug him and realize it's him. Now, that's more than 170 characters, which is all that is allowed.
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48- It's called Couvade's syndrome, I looked it up when I started randomly throwing up in public before she did with our first child. It's also how we knew for sure we were pregnant with our second: I spontaneously puked out my truck window onto another car while driving through town. ;P I've gotten the whole roller coaster ride of emotions through two pregnancies already, I'm pretty sure it's just more of the same now. :)