FML : Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I...

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Vampire Teabag / Thursday 12 February 2015 16:25 / United States - El Paso

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By Welshite | 39

#6200878 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:10

She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.

By DaBayst | 15

#6200885 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:11

Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.

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By brunettesara5722 | 17

#6200874 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Retaheki | 27

#6200937 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:37

#1, If you've heard stories like this before, you'd know she'd probably accuse OP of doing that. It's a classic, really.

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silmisstar | 23

#6201066 - Friday 13 February 2015 4:03

"Did you let me win!? Do you think I'm stupid or something!?!" There's no winning this one.

By Welshite | 39

#6200878 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:10

She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.

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devildog562 | 33

#6200911 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:20

If they play uno and monopoly they mutually hate each other by the night.

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Retaheki | 27

#6200938 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:39

Bonus FML points for reference. At least she didn't have a fit!

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musoboy | 22

#6201774 - Friday 13 February 2015 23:15

#14: Monopoly I get. But why should Uno have that effect? I've never experienced that.

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Retaheki | 27

#6202671 - Saturday 14 February 2015 21:44

3 words; Draw Four Card.

By False_Stupidity | 41

#6200883 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:11

Right, because that makes perfect sense, to someone, somewhere, maybe.
Or just no.

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Soviet_American | 29

#6201078 - Friday 13 February 2015 4:27

Trivia crack; the new relationship destroyer.

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incoherentrmblr | 21

#6201199 - Friday 13 February 2015 8:06

And I thought words with friends was bad...

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HyunnK | 18

#6201946 - Saturday 14 February 2015 2:22

WWF is so bad... People cheat on that game left and right.

By mikepzz | 27

#6200884 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:11

I don't think you need that insecurity in your life, good luck sir!

By DaBayst | 15

#6200885 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:11

Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.

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MrSassypants | 31

#6200893 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:13

That's why there is red houses and red cards in those games. They're painted with the blood of the unfortunate winners.

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Nymeria_fml | 25

#6200909 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:19

I can see the girlfriend throwing a fit whenever OP buys a hotel - "IS THAT WHERE YOU TAKE YOUR CHEAP WHORES TO?"

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MrSassypants | 31

#6200936 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:37

"THEIR NAMES ARE JOAN AND MARTHA!"

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Retaheki | 27

#6200940 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:43

-Lands on Luxury Tax- "HA, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BUYING ALL THAT JEWELRY FOR YOUR CHEAP BITCHES!"

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Nymeria_fml | 25

#6200950 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:49

If OP lands on the GO TO JAIL space, it will be because of solicitation.

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JustinJK | 21

#6201101 - Friday 13 February 2015 5:02

Or building ikea furniture :0

By RMLrapemylife | 14

#6200891 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:13

dodged a bullet there mate

By xxNIGHTxx_fml | 17

#6200894 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:14

Maybe it's time to forfeit the relationship. I'll see myself out.

By ELoni_fml | 25

#6200898 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:15

Bitches be crazy

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sweetbliss3 | 37

#6201140 - Friday 13 February 2015 6:07

bitches be trippin. close, though.

By idkimhayden | 8

#6200902 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:16

Dodged a bullet there

By feven | 32

#6200906 - Friday 13 February 2015 0:17

What's next? You eat cereal? You're probably a cereal killer.

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