By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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Welshite 39
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She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.

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DaBayst 15
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Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.

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brunettesara5722 17

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Retaheki 27
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#1, If you've heard stories like this before, you'd know she'd probably accuse OP of doing that. It's a classic, really.

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silmisstar 23

"Did you let me win!? Do you think I'm stupid or something!?!" There's no winning this one.

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Welshite 39
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She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.

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devildog562 33
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If they play uno and monopoly they mutually hate each other by the night.

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Retaheki 27
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Bonus FML points for reference. At least she didn't have a fit!

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musoboy 22
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#14: Monopoly I get. But why should Uno have that effect? I've never experienced that.

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Retaheki 27
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3 words; Draw Four Card.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Right, because that makes perfect sense, to someone, somewhere, maybe. Or just no.

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Soviet_American 29
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Trivia crack; the new relationship destroyer.

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incoherentrmblr 21

And I thought words with friends was bad...

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HyunnK 18
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WWF is so bad... People cheat on that game left and right.

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mikepzz 27
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I don't think you need that insecurity in your life, good luck sir!

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DaBayst 15
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Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.

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MrSassypants 32
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That's why there is red houses and red cards in those games. They're painted with the blood of the unfortunate winners.

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Nymeria_fml 25
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I can see the girlfriend throwing a fit whenever OP buys a hotel - "IS THAT WHERE YOU TAKE YOUR CHEAP WHORES TO?"

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MrSassypants 32
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"THEIR NAMES ARE JOAN AND MARTHA!"

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Retaheki 27
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-Lands on Luxury Tax- "HA, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BUYING ALL THAT JEWELRY FOR YOUR CHEAP BITCHES!"

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Nymeria_fml 25
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If OP lands on the GO TO JAIL space, it will be because of solicitation.

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JustinJK 21

Or building ikea furniture :0

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RMLrapemylife 14

dodged a bullet there mate

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
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Maybe it's time to forfeit the relationship. I'll see myself out.

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ELoni_fml 25
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Bitches be crazy

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sweetbliss3 37
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bitches be trippin. close, though.

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idkimhayden 8
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Dodged a bullet there

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feven 32
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What's next? You eat cereal? You're probably a cereal killer.

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