Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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Vampire Teabag
- United States - El Paso
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Welshite
| 39
She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.
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DaBayst
| 15
Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.
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brunettesara5722
| 17
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Retaheki
| 27
#1, If you've heard stories like this before, you'd know she'd probably accuse OP of doing that. It's a classic, really.
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silmisstar
| 23
"Did you let me win!? Do you think I'm stupid or something!?!" There's no winning this one.
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Welshite
| 39
She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.
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devildog562
| 33
If they play uno and monopoly they mutually hate each other by the night.
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Retaheki
| 27
Bonus FML points for reference. At least she didn't have a fit!
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musoboy
| 22
#14: Monopoly I get. But why should Uno have that effect? I've never experienced that.
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Retaheki
| 27
3 words; Draw Four Card.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Right, because that makes perfect sense, to someone, somewhere, maybe.
Or just no.
Or just no.
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Soviet_American
| 29
Trivia crack; the new relationship destroyer.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
And I thought words with friends was bad...
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HyunnK
| 18
WWF is so bad... People cheat on that game left and right.
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mikepzz
| 27
I don't think you need that insecurity in your life, good luck sir!
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DaBayst
| 15
Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.
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MrSassypants
| 32
That's why there is red houses and red cards in those games. They're painted with the blood of the unfortunate winners.
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Nymeria_fml
| 25
I can see the girlfriend throwing a fit whenever OP buys a hotel - "IS THAT WHERE YOU TAKE YOUR CHEAP WHORES TO?"
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MrSassypants
| 32
"THEIR NAMES ARE JOAN AND MARTHA!"
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Retaheki
| 27
-Lands on Luxury Tax- "HA, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BUYING ALL THAT JEWELRY FOR YOUR CHEAP BITCHES!"
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Nymeria_fml
| 25
If OP lands on the GO TO JAIL space, it will be because of solicitation.
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JustinJK
| 21
Or building ikea furniture :0
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RMLrapemylife
| 14
dodged a bullet there mate
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xxNIGHTxx_fml
| 17
Maybe it's time to forfeit the relationship. I'll see myself out.
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ELoni_fml
| 25
Bitches be crazy
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sweetbliss3
| 37
bitches be trippin. close, though.
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idkimhayden
| 8
Dodged a bullet there
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feven
| 32
What's next? You eat cereal? You're probably a cereal killer.