Call him an idiot then do a biopsy on his dick to see why it doesn't work.

8, you're stupid.

#8, that doesn't even make sense.

#8, that doesn't even make sense.

guess he couldn't make it to home base on time eh

Dammit 33! That's a baseball term. Get your sports right! Illegal motion Defensive holding First Down Fumble the Ball Roughing the Passer ARE READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!!!! Hell ya I am!!!!!

personally, I don't think he "fails." I'm a die-heart cowboys fan as well. last nights game was beyond frustrating. I was pissed. if someone said that to me I would be pretty upset too (even though it is true.) he may be acting a little extreme but he definitely does not fail.

You do realise that the husband thought his wife was talking about his performance in bed, right?

I got so excited- I forgot the "YOU" And it's ALL about the "U" University of Miami that is! (I know we lost the last game) Dont make me cry):

I got so excited- I forgot the "YOU" And it's ALL about the "U" University of Miami that is! (I know we lost the last game) Dont make me cry):

cowboys ftw

Not last night. Cowboy's Offensive Coordinator sucks! Once they get that promblem fixed... then watch out! Go Dallas!

I can tell 43 really loves her football lol And if OP was talking about the Cowboys last night she was bang on Too many fucking penalties!

im no scientist but im guessing OPs husband fumbled in the home plate

56- That is awfull! There is no fumbling in baseball and nor is there a home plate in football. Your comment made me cry inside :(

58 ~ She did say she was no scientist, lol. xD

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry. That was funny.

cowboys suck!!! any one remember the cowboys vikings play off game last year? garbage!!!!!!!! *waits patiently for a dumb saints fan to comment*

66- Shut up. Cowboys don't suck. The Vikings are really good, you can't say they aren't.

ahhh take a joke :P

ahh take a joke :P

I was so pissed off cuz of the game last night... As a matter of fact, I'm still pissed off! >:(

yep cowboys suck.

dont worry :/ ive been pissed all year about the vikings saints last year :/ i cant get over it!!!

daaaaammmmnnn. look-a-thoze tittyyyys

(44)

58 i didnt mean to make u cry inside but 59 is right i said im no scientist. btw i like ur pic.... so thats what happens when someone actually thinks? it never happens to me :(

Haha!! That was awesome!!! Romo, TD pass to Roy Williams in the last seconds of the game!!! Celebration in the end zone!!! Wait...wait... holding!!!! Cowboys lose!!! LMFAO!!!

lol Dallas did suck :D

wtf?

#44 I believe it's die-hard, not die heart...ydi

noooooope!

☆*:..(Failure).｡.:*☆

Sorry I have the iPod touch app, fml can't update as fast and I can't edit my comments; I'm not first :(. At least I'm first in the fml directly above this one in the recents list and second here :). Sorry for the FIRST I just have always wanted to be first like 95% of the people here.

I didn't know being first was a cool thing lol

Hahaha I have the iTouch app too. I've never been first. I'm waiting for the perfect time to strike.... >.< :P

I was first once too, but I posted my first comment on an FML that had to do with obama. so all the trolls flocked to that FML because of the political relation and practically bagged on me. >:/ they told me so many hurtful things D; lmao! so make sure that you don't simply say "first" because that's what I did ;( or else people will murder you with words!! :O

Lol. Where I live I know the exact time when Fmylife updates to new FML's.

You probably suck in bed, 3. Your gf (if you have one, which I doubt) is likely not very happy with you.

This isn't all that bad, he got to watch his game, and have a lame performance with you.

your attractive...

..And you didn't get as many grammar lessons as others did?

^

Spoken like a true caveman.

FML for looking at ur picture

20- You're an ass-face

20 you dont even have a pic of yourself

20, it's funny that you ridicule someone else for their appearance, and yet, you don't have a picture of yourself posted. Are you an... insecure little bitch? I think so!!!! :D

31, 40, 42, agreed!

lmao #20 ftw! abc to the op one answer will solve EVERYTHING....BJ

20- you are quite an unatractive puppy. I don't think you have room to be judging this women. Her face isn't nearly as uneven as yours.

Fuck yeah Iowa! I'm an Iowa fan though. That was a good game. Better than this year's...