FML : Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked...

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shifala - / Thursday 22 January 2015 09:02 / Philippines - Caloocan

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By man_in_black08 | 28

#6180567 - Thursday 22 January 2015 19:01

Plot twist: The pothole was planted by the old woman. Genius masterplan!

By 3molliver3 | 16

#6180556 - Thursday 22 January 2015 18:57

*crime music* When the elderly strike back

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By Jasim | 17

#6180555 - Thursday 22 January 2015 18:57

Never trust an old woman!

Noah197099 | 17

#6180585 - Thursday 22 January 2015 19:18

I think you're being a bit drastic.

Jasim | 17

#6180588 - Thursday 22 January 2015 19:22

More like sarcastic.

phoneaddict13 | 29

#6180633 - Thursday 22 January 2015 19:53

but all she did was help herself too I mean come on, you cant be selfish if she helps you, this isn't a one way street

Ikashy73 | 14

#6180728 - Thursday 22 January 2015 22:01

Very clever wordplay.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6181690 - Friday 23 January 2015 21:04

This reminds me of that skittles commercial where she's walking her cloud. Perfect setup...

By 3molliver3 | 16

#6180556 - Thursday 22 January 2015 18:57

*crime music* When the elderly strike back

1dvs_bstd | 41

#6180641 - Thursday 22 January 2015 19:56

who said old people are nice? some of them are just nasty old bitches.

By CaliCassanova | 14

#6180562 - Thursday 22 January 2015 19:00

That's kinda miserable... I know it sucks for you OP... BUT the fact that an old lady had to resort to pick pocketing you is just sad... I think it's more her FML :/

Noah197099 | 17

#6180586 - Thursday 22 January 2015 19:19

"Today, this guy flew off his bike. While I helped him up, I stole his wallet and left. FML."

By NotBlargo | 18

#6180564 - Thursday 22 January 2015 19:00

Next time you help her across the street, steal it back.

By Devindelon | 17

#6180565 - Thursday 22 January 2015 19:01

Should've chased her down. How far could she have gotten?

By HarleyBlues | 24

#6180566 - Thursday 22 January 2015 19:01

Could have been worse, how would you feel if she beat the shit out of you then stole your wallet?

MrSassypants | 31

#6180572 - Thursday 22 January 2015 19:02

What kind of fucked up old ladies have you ran into? Did you run into a biker gang of old ladies?

HarleyBlues | 24

#6180591 - Thursday 22 January 2015 19:23

I haven't personally, but I'm sure it's happened. I was really just trying to give OP a confidence boost.

countryb_cth | 38

#6180706 - Thursday 22 January 2015 21:20

@11 I don't usually laugh at comments but yours I got a good laugh out of, all I picture is a biker gang of just old ladies with baseball bats and tattoos.