Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
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man_in_black08
| 28
Plot twist: The pothole was planted by the old woman. Genius masterplan!
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3molliver3
| 16
*crime music* When the elderly strike back
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Jasim
| 17
Never trust an old woman!
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Noah197099
| 17
I think you're being a bit drastic.
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Jasim
| 17
More like sarcastic.
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phoneaddict13
| 29
but all she did was help herself too I mean come on, you cant be selfish if she helps you, this isn't a one way street
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Ikashy73
| 14
Very clever wordplay.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
This reminds me of that skittles commercial where she's walking her cloud. Perfect setup...
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3molliver3
| 16
*crime music* When the elderly strike back
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
who said old people are nice? some of them are just nasty old bitches.
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CaliCassanova
| 14
That's kinda miserable... I know it sucks for you OP... BUT the fact that an old lady had to resort to pick pocketing you is just sad... I think it's more her FML :/
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Noah197099
| 17
"Today, this guy flew off his bike. While I helped him up, I stole his wallet and left. FML."
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NotBlargo
| 18
Next time you help her across the street, steal it back.
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Devindelon
| 17
Should've chased her down. How far could she have gotten?
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HarleyBlues
| 24
Could have been worse, how would you feel if she beat the shit out of you then stole your wallet?
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MrSassypants
| 31
What kind of fucked up old ladies have you ran into? Did you run into a biker gang of old ladies?
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HarleyBlues
| 24
I haven't personally, but I'm sure it's happened. I was really just trying to give OP a confidence boost.
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countryb_cth
| 38
@11 I don't usually laugh at comments but yours I got a good laugh out of, all I picture is a biker gang of just old ladies with baseball bats and tattoos.
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MrSassypants
| 31
And then they can have their grandchildren in a biker gang. Grandsons of Anarchy.
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man_in_black08
| 28
Plot twist: The pothole was planted by the old woman. Genius masterplan!
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bryce0110
| 23
I instantly though animal crossing when you said "planted a pothole."
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Exodiafinder687
| 58
If FML has taught me one thing it's that all elderly people are thieves.
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Person58
| 17
You've gotta watch out for those old ladies. They're evil.
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pooldude
| 24
what the hell is going on??? old woman steals a bikers wallet while he is hurt. wow! that's a new low
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kirigaiku
| 15
It's the Philippines lol, you always have to watch out for your things.. It's already dangerous if your in a market and you pull out a iPhone.