By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
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man_in_black08 28
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Plot twist: The pothole was planted by the old woman. Genius masterplan!

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3molliver3 16
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*crime music* When the elderly strike back

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Jasim 17
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Never trust an old woman!

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Noah197099 17
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I think you're being a bit drastic.

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Jasim 17
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More like sarcastic.

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phoneaddict13 29
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but all she did was help herself too I mean come on, you cant be selfish if she helps you, this isn't a one way street

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Ikashy73 14
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Very clever wordplay.

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incoherentrmblr 21
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This reminds me of that skittles commercial where she's walking her cloud. Perfect setup...

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3molliver3 16
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*crime music* When the elderly strike back

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1dvs_bstd 41
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who said old people are nice? some of them are just nasty old bitches.

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CaliCassanova 14
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That's kinda miserable... I know it sucks for you OP... BUT the fact that an old lady had to resort to pick pocketing you is just sad... I think it's more her FML :/

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Noah197099 17
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"Today, this guy flew off his bike. While I helped him up, I stole his wallet and left. FML."

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NotBlargo 18
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Next time you help her across the street, steal it back.

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Devindelon 17
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Should've chased her down. How far could she have gotten?

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HarleyBlues 24

Could have been worse, how would you feel if she beat the shit out of you then stole your wallet?

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MrSassypants 32
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What kind of fucked up old ladies have you ran into? Did you run into a biker gang of old ladies?

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HarleyBlues 24

I haven't personally, but I'm sure it's happened. I was really just trying to give OP a confidence boost.

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countryb_cth 38
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@11 I don't usually laugh at comments but yours I got a good laugh out of, all I picture is a biker gang of just old ladies with baseball bats and tattoos.

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MrSassypants 32
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And then they can have their grandchildren in a biker gang. Grandsons of Anarchy.

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man_in_black08 28
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Plot twist: The pothole was planted by the old woman. Genius masterplan!

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bryce0110 23
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I instantly though animal crossing when you said "planted a pothole."

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Exodiafinder687 58
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If FML has taught me one thing it's that all elderly people are thieves.

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Person58 17
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You've gotta watch out for those old ladies. They're evil.

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pooldude 24
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what the hell is going on??? old woman steals a bikers wallet while he is hurt. wow! that's a new low

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kirigaiku 15
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It's the Philippines lol, you always have to watch out for your things.. It's already dangerous if your in a market and you pull out a iPhone.

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