Love, Sex and Romantic: Romance is dead - FML

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 10:00 - Australia - Peakhurst

Spicy

Today, on my 11-year anniversary with my wife, I bought her a nice necklace and we went to an Indian restaurant where we had the most sensational banquet meal. When we got home, I suggested we made love, to which she replied, "I don't like you enough to do that." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2012 05:45 - United States

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Today, it's our third anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, because "it's too cliché." FML

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You deserved it 3 713

By eaa145 - 03/03/2009 21:40 - United States

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Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

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You deserved it 18 262

By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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You deserved it 3 109

By She totally did not cheat - 15/08/2018 22:00

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Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML

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You deserved it 293

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

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Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 017

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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You deserved it 7 330

By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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You deserved it 7 561

Charming

By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 16:46 - Egypt

Spicy

Today, the man I was going on a dinner date with bought me an expensive necklace. We got to the table he had reserved when his friend came and sat with us. Somehow, the subject of getting it on came up. My date then said, "Expensive jewelry - one way ticket to her pants." FML

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You deserved it 6 716

By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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Top comments

cuz803 44

Friday 20 January 2023 2:13

Oh no....this has to be a serious conversation because issues with intimacy means something serious

Brightside86 30

Friday 20 January 2023 2:41

How does one end up married to someone who doesn't like them?

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cuz803 44

Friday 20 January 2023 2:13

Oh no....this has to be a serious conversation because issues with intimacy means something serious

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 20 January 2023 2:34

What did she do for you?

Brightside86 30

Friday 20 January 2023 2:41

How does one end up married to someone who doesn't like them?

poopface82 19

Friday 20 January 2023 3:17

I did that with my ex. That’s why she’s my ex.

kittycatkelss 29

Friday 20 January 2023 6:15

I mean, I don’t like anyone enough to even think about sex with a belly full of Indian food

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Today, I fulfilled my lifelong dream of going on a family trip to Disneyland. Less than two hours in the park, my kids have been scared shitless by every single character, they don’t want to ride any rides, my husband is drunk, and the mouse ears headband gave me a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML

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Today, I learned Morse code. My whole family said it was useless, and that I'm wasting my life away. I just wanted to learn a new skill in my free time… FML

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Today, this guy who I thought was my friend said that my "existence is of minimal consequence," and that I'm "an individual I clearly don't acknowledge." All this after he'd said, "I'm not trying to hurt you." FML

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Today, I woke up to find out that my practically feral cat had chewed through my laptop charger cable. I guess I won't be getting much work done today. FML

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Today, my friends thought it would be funny to yell out, "Pass the bong, Emma!" while I was on the phone to my mother. FML

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