By Loner_Lou - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

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Today, my new colleagues took me up on my idea of a group night out. Perhaps they'll actually invite me along next time. FML
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No, theres either a Reasonable explanation or some utterly unlogical reason people won't 'Hang out' with OP but Otherwise OP dear.. Perhaps ask a small group of people to have a drink with you will be a proper way to start things up?..

By  Dark__Angel66  |  24

Maybe because it was your idea, they assumed you'd go? Never hurts to ask OP, find out what happened. It could have just been a miscommunication that can be easily fixed for next time:)

  junkman6  |  22

I've seen this happen before. Socially awkward coworker proposes a night out and everyone shows up except him. Next day people ask why he didn't show and he says "you never invited me."

If his coworkers were just being dicks then that sucks, but I sense miscommunication or social awkwardness are the culprits here.

By  Croquis_fml  |  14

Who needs colleagues when you have Netflix and ice cream? Of course, if you are lacking in both of those OP, then that is even more unfortunate.
Also, don't get too hung up about them forgetting to invite you. It's possible they were already hanging out and, on a spur of the moment decision, decided to go out on the town.

By  PenguinBitch  |  43

Pay two French models to go with you and show up. If they confront you all amazed and shit, simply push them aside and enjoy a Cuban cigar while sipping a bottle of brandy with your dates. Don't forget that gangster accent.

  PenguinBitch  |  43

Oh. French models can be guys too. And change that accent to match that of Colonel Doctor Agent Irina Spalko, the Soviet spy from ‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’.

Gosh, I entertain myself too much.

By  ahd94  |  21

That's an awful feeling OP. Hopefully they didn't intentionally hurt your feelings. If it was intentional then perhaps they aren't people that you want to associate with anyway. Nobody likes a group of cunts.