By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 338
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Why did you leave your windows open? Pay him back by pissing in his house!

Shit on his car

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Why did you leave your windows open? Pay him back by pissing in his house!

maybe it was really hot where OP lives and rolled his windows down enough to let some hot air out but apparently enough to let his neighbor pee in his car I couls be wrong; it's just a theory

I hope to god OP wasn't in the car.

leave a pair of rabbit ears on his welcome mat

#16 or a pile of shit

dashie is best pony

Another brony. Don't you belong on 4chan?

He took one hell of a risk sticking his knob *inside* the window. Considering someone such as myself can roll up my car windows using my key remote. I'd just trap him there until the police could pick him up.

65 we can "belong" anywhere. Just because her username is Brony related doesn't mean you have to be an obnoxious cunt.

fuck pissing on his stuff for revenge. I'd kick his ass. That's douchey and unsanitary to urinate on someone's seats.

Shit on his car

I'd shit on his door mat. Or throw my shit in a paper bag at his door. Damn that would piss me off so much!

Do the old, leave a bag of shit on fire on his doormat.

... and light the bag. Just like in Hollywood Knights!

He must be pissed

Park your foot up his ass!

Lol haha okay Red!

have him pay for cleaning the upholstery. If your his new neighbor, shouldn't common sense dictate that he wouldn't know better and to tell him in a civil manner?

By slashing his tires. That's the Chicago way...

Well, time to slit his tires!

Oh it's on like donkey Kong now! we are going to help you with some great ideas for revenge!

On like Donkey Kong? Does that mean OP should drop barrels on the guy's car from atop a building? Actually that's not a terrible idea...

Lock your doors and close your windows maybe? Believe it or not, that is a really good way to stop people from pissing in your car

The more you know *random shooting star*

Bet you money OP won't ever park in his spot again!! And not allow her car to be available to be pissed in!

He has serious mental issues, OP. Be very careful when you confront him.

I question why you left your windows open. Or possibly rather why you left your car unlocked.