By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
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nightfire2258 24

Why did you leave your windows open? Pay him back by pissing in his house!

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nightfire2258 24

Why did you leave your windows open? Pay him back by pissing in his house!

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cinamonkoko 15

maybe it was really hot where OP lives and rolled his windows down enough to let some hot air out but apparently enough to let his neighbor pee in his car I couls be wrong; it's just a theory

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happle 21

I hope to god OP wasn't in the car.

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PinkieKeen 20

leave a pair of rabbit ears on his welcome mat

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SlapAndTickle 20

Another brony. Don't you belong on 4chan?

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Octwo 16

He took one hell of a risk sticking his knob *inside* the window. Considering someone such as myself can roll up my car windows using my key remote. I'd just trap him there until the police could pick him up.

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EmberEyes 16

65 we can "belong" anywhere. Just because her username is Brony related doesn't mean you have to be an obnoxious ****.

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Kyp_kingofhearts 12

**** pissing on his stuff for revenge. I'd kick his ass. That's douchey and unsanitary to urinate on someone's seats.

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webbface 25

I'd shit on his door mat. Or throw my shit in a paper bag at his door. Damn that would piss me off so much!

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Bano360 25

Do the old, leave a bag of shit on fire on his doormat.

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cho_bee 9

... and light the bag. Just like in Hollywood Knights!

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flashback.miss 28

have him pay for cleaning the upholstery. If your his new neighbor, shouldn't common sense dictate that he wouldn't know better and to tell him in a civil manner?

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Redoxx_fml 22

By slashing his tires. That's the Chicago way...

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pazuzus_intern 10

Well, time to slit his tires!

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bigpops 12

Oh it's on like donkey Kong now! we are going to help you with some great ideas for revenge!

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allie2590 31

On like Donkey Kong? Does that mean OP should drop barrels on the guy's car from atop a building? Actually that's not a terrible idea...

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Kiwiscanfly 19

Lock your doors and close your windows maybe? Believe it or not, that is a really good way to stop people from pissing in your car

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jennababe98 9

The more you know *random shooting star*

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webbface 25

Bet you money OP won't ever park in his spot again!! And not allow her car to be available to be pissed in!

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challan 19

He has serious mental issues, OP. Be very careful when you confront him.

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Tiffosaurus 12

I question why you left your windows open. Or possibly rather why you left your car unlocked.

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