Girls are so self-absorbed these days , get over yourself :/ FYL OP, I'd practically die of embarrassment.

some people are so desperate and lonely inside they must flatter themselves. how sad.

Should've thought of something clever to yell out yourself.

I bet the girl had a huge cleavage, but "didn't want any stares at her chest".

28 how about "What do you mean, there's nothing to stare down at!"

OP should've said.. 'I don't need to look down her blouse! I'm gay', and then wink at the bus driver to prove his point. ;-)

I second the gay idea, it was clearly the best way to make it obvious to everyone that she's a lying idiot. Preferably not "I'm gay", more " I don't need to, my boyfriend is enough for me" - sounds less made up on the spot.

#17 Do you mean like the ones threadjacking the first comment just for a bit of attention? Yeah, I agree.

An actual event: Girl: "Hey I heard you have boobies!" Me: "I heard YOU don't." :)

70- as were you.

#88 *facekeyboard* Answering someone and threadjacking are two different things. And to answer your profile, no it is not.

Yeah OP should have yelled stop touching my junk if you didnt want me to stare down your shirt.

She can't get over herself; her boobs are in the way.

Just as I feel it is inconsiderate for people to have run on sentences, OP. Hate the situation for ya, but lets use less commas from now on :)

How are those run on sentences? They're long, but they're grammatically correct. Without the commas they would be run ons.

I agree with provei; they are grammatically correct. WellThatSucked89, you should consider researching an example of a run-on sentence. I understood, corrected, and mastered run-on sentences during my intermediate years of schooling. If one were to rid the commas of the FML, it would look like a jumbled mess of words.

#65, 1. You're wrong. 2. This is FML, not English class.

That's in their rule book for how to be a ho

Evidently, that didn't work.