WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
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Rainhawk94 27

that girl should get over herself

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Sweet_Meli 11

Girls are so self-absorbed these days , get over yourself :/ FYL OP, I'd practically die of embarrassment.

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caohm 18

some people are so desperate and lonely inside they must flatter themselves. how sad.

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ChevyRedneck85 13

Should've thought of something clever to yell out yourself.

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badmandilon 19

I bet the girl had a huge cleavage, but "didn't want any stares at her chest".

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vipirius 18

28 how about "What do you mean, there's nothing to stare down at!"

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

OP should've said.. 'I don't need to look down her blouse! I'm gay', and then wink at the bus driver to prove his point. ;-)

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littlem91 29

I second the gay idea, it was clearly the best way to make it obvious to everyone that she's a lying idiot. Preferably not "I'm gay", more " I don't need to, my boyfriend is enough for me" - sounds less made up on the spot.

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raphanne_fml 33

#17 Do you mean like the ones threadjacking the first comment just for a bit of attention? Yeah, I agree.

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\ 28

An actual event: Girl: "Hey I heard you have boobies!" Me: "I heard YOU don't." :)

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raphanne_fml 33

#88 *facekeyboard* Answering someone and threadjacking are two different things. And to answer your profile, no it is not.

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tjv3 10

Yeah OP should have yelled stop touching my junk if you didnt want me to stare down your shirt.

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Rainhawk94 27

that girl should get over herself

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MrSassypants 33

She can't get over herself; her boobs are in the way.

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lexie_is_awesome 7

People are so inconsiderate

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WellThatSucked89 13

Just as I feel it is inconsiderate for people to have run on sentences, OP. Hate the situation for ya, but lets use less commas from now on :)

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provei 11

How are those run on sentences? They're long, but they're grammatically correct. Without the commas they would be run ons.

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SoliDSt33L 33

I agree with provei; they are grammatically correct. WellThatSucked89, you should consider researching an example of a run-on sentence. I understood, corrected, and mastered run-on sentences during my intermediate years of schooling. If one were to rid the commas of the FML, it would look like a jumbled mess of words.

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SarMarJo 17

#65, 1. You're wrong. 2. This is FML, not English class.

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taziiscool 5

She was probably desperate to flatter herself

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spluver0005 17

Wow sorry. Too many girls think all the attention is always on them

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hershelLayton 13

That's in their rule book for how to be a ho

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Espolax 8

That is just down right wrong of her

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anjila77 6

You pervert! Haha you should have just told her politely " mam i was doing no such thing, i think you have yourself in a state of paranoia" or just a "get over yourself lady" would have worked fine

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dRpRdP 8

true n they get favour from others too

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