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Today, my car insurance called about "the car I hit" on Monday night. Monday, I'd gone to the girl I’ve been seeing for a month's house for chicken parm and to meet her parents. I parked on the street. Her dad ran into the back of my car, leaving a dent. I never got the chicken parm either. FML
This is a triple FML! In order from least bad to worst are: 1) being a victim of insurance fraud 2) being lured with chicken Parm and getting catfished. 3) thinking a house belongs to a month.
Typical, of course it's "your" fault and not the dad's. I hope your gf can back you up there.