Thanks, I hate it

By Matt L. - 30/07/2020 14:02

Today, my car insurance called about "the car I hit" on Monday night. Monday, I'd gone to the girl I’ve been seeing for a month's house for chicken parm and to meet her parents. I parked on the street. Her dad ran into the back of my car, leaving a dent. I never got the chicken parm either. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 30 July 2020 14:12

This is a triple FML! In order from least bad to worst are: 1) being a victim of insurance fraud 2) being lured with chicken Parm and getting catfished. 3) thinking a house belongs to a month.

MidnaLink 33

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Thursday 30 July 2020 15:29

Typical, of course it's "your" fault and not the dad's. I hope your gf can back you up there.

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 30 July 2020 14:12

This is a triple FML! In order from least bad to worst are: 1) being a victim of insurance fraud 2) being lured with chicken Parm and getting catfished. 3) thinking a house belongs to a month.

MidnaLink 33

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Thursday 30 July 2020 15:29

Typical, of course it's "your" fault and not the dad's. I hope your gf can back you up there.

Marcella1016 31

Thursday 30 July 2020 23:18

How did he get your insurance information? Also I don’t know much about insurance rules, but couldn’t you argue against it, and with no proof either way, they won’t cover his claim?

slowhandjp 16

Thursday 30 July 2020 23:46

Can anyone tell me what chicken parm is?

Sady_Ct 37

Friday 31 July 2020 0:14

Google it, it will change your life.

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 31 July 2020 1:55

I don't know, either, and I'm certainly not going to look it up on Urban Dictionary. So many nasty things there! I'll bet it's some kind of blumpkin or something. Don't look that up, either.

slowhandjp 16

Friday 31 July 2020 2:01

Don’t look that up means look that up.

rotflqtms_ 21

Friday 31 July 2020 2:39

Is there really a dirty meaning for chicken parmesan? tempted to urban dictionary that...RIP... just urban dictionary'd that... sand one sounds painful...