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By Dramori - 27/11/2014 16:30
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OP here! Thanks for the funny comments! This actually happened a couple of years ago - it was my first tatt and was only told to rub it regularly with savlon until it healed, and to sleep on my stomach. I ended up jumping in the shower and soaked the duvet to peel off slowly. As seen from my profile pic it wasn't damaged in the end and turned out pretty damn sweet!
By kenbez123 - 14/08/2013 07:55 - Malta - Santa Venera
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The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.
By SparkOfJade - 13/08/2013 04:07 - United States - Silver Spring
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First thing first: I'm a girl. I have an engineering degree from one of the top universities in my field, and hold all the necessary certifications and then some. I do have a military background, but I am not in the military any longer, and I now have a full-time job at one of the top IT firms in the country. I'm a consultant, meaning I contract out to our company's clients. The "superior" in question was a higher up on the client side which is why he makes so much more than I do. He's been there at least 10 years. I'm on year 2 with my company. As anyone who's been a contractor will tell you, you can only explain to a client that they are being insane for so long until you do what they ask because they are paying the bills and "the customer is always right" *sigh* I obviously can not tell you which client it was. I'm really enjoying the witty responses, and even the not so witty ones (I did use the proper form of "there," you imbecile.)
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By brawl y’all - 31/10/2020 09:04 - United States
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I love how politely that was put but I do brush my teeth I just drink to much coffee and tea apparently