Today, I had to clean cum from one of the seats of the movie theater where I work at as a cleaner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
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RichardPencil 32
What was the movie? Yuck in general. But if it was Encanto, extra yuck!
mccuish 25
I’ve had to clean cum before at work. I work at a bar. The cum was on 3 of the tables after a busy Friday night
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
What was the movie? Yuck in general. But if it was Encanto, extra yuck!
short_tempered_cancer_ 0
😂
mccuish 25
I’ve had to clean cum before at work. I work at a bar. The cum was on 3 of the tables after a busy Friday night
D J's MOM 17
only management is certified to clean that. just a little FYI for next time.