By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 20:37 - United States - North Bend

Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
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strokesie 23

At least you have a legitimate reason..

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Roxanna1029 14

Wow... Did she forget about her ridiculous divorces or something?

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strokesie 23

At least you have a legitimate reason..

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bbambastic 16

Does anyone else hate it when you accidentally hit the udi button?

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jpest17 5

Well the only biblical grounds for divorce is sexual immorality.

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Ziggyboo 10

56, back in those times, it would be totally normal to be abusive to your wife, since, after all, she was regarded as your property.

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crisanba 18

And the family line continues

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lbong25 3

Except she has a real reason to get a divorce and her mom didn't...

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Roxanna1029 14

Wow... Did she forget about her ridiculous divorces or something?

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shorty6823 28

She's not exactly the greatest role model when it comes to husbands. Just brush it off because, unlike her, you have a legitimate reason for divorce.

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RealTalk0 7

Hypocrites..they're spreading.

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CobraLazerFace 21

I know! He must have one hell of a blood line!

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Twonty2 6

I can't stand hypocrites.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Everyone is a hypocrite to some degree, so you're being hypocritical saying you can't stand hypocrites. Helluva world we live in, eh?

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Mossears133 15

46- Not necessarily. I know I can be a hypocrite, and I can't stand myself when it happens!

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Wizardo 33

Sometimes just don't give a **** what anyone says, life gets better suddenly...

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jesustitts 20

Good job getting out. Some people are too afraid to leave their abusive spouses. Your mom just needs to lay off.

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MattOnFML 13

Why don you confront her about not only her two divorces (if it's a slap in gods face) and about their hoarding? FYL, but you should confront her hypocrisy

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narkill 13

Ah Christians, such lovely,kind,caring people.

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MattOnFML 13

Not all Christians are like this, for one, and this happens in many religions. Don't act like it dosent happen in Islam, or in Judaism. Btw I'm agnostic

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jasmine2301 25

Obviously you have no grammer,common sense,or,educational background about religion.

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AppleJuiceBox 10

Christians aren't the only ones who believe there's a god, kiddo. Do your research before you attempt to point fingers.

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Zomg_Okay 26

32 - If you're going to talk grammar, I'd suggest first learning to spell it correctly. Remembering to put spaces after your commas wouldn't hurt either. :)

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jasmine2301 25

#38, I know, it was a joke. I was mocking #10.

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ThedaRose 15

Who said she was a Christian?? I can't stand it when people just automatically assume a person is Christian when God is mentioned. They could be Catholic for all you know!

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awkward_gothlady 32

My parents and several of my friends are Christians. And if I were in an abusive marriage and decided to get a divorce, I can't think of a single one who wouldn't support that decision.

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TwinChapter 15

54: Catholicism is a branch of Christianity. If OP was a Catholic than 10 would be correct in referring to them as a Christian.

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Siererrr 13

Yeah. Catholics are definitely Christians, sorry to break it to you.

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lotusenta 14

#54, you do realize that Catholicism it's a form of Christianity, right?

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B00K_L0V3R93 31

OP you are doing the right thing and never let anyone tell you otherwise. Ignore your Mum completely because she's an obvious hypocrite. Congrats Bella. You should never stay in an abusive relationship, I am so glad you are getting out.

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B00K_L0V3R93 31

Catholicism is a branch of Christianity, therefore even if they were Catholic they would be Christian.

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monnanon 13

61 and 65 i dare you to say that to a Catholic lol. the ones i know distance themselves from the other branches of Christianity.

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Thatguy334 7

You do know that catholic is a brand of christianity

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Though there are a lot of fundamental differences between Catholicism and Protestant Christianity.

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horneyhic 15

Catholisim is the oldest form of Christianity then Eastern Orthodox then Protestantism and this is from a Catholic (non practicing) and the Catholic Church is still the biggest church in the world. Christanity simply mean that the central premise of your religion is Jesus Christ was Gods son and the worlds savior which Catholics do

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isuckwithnames 22

Technically God is the Christian name for their ,and Judaistic and Muslim, deity

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addioty 19

I don't even know OP's mom yet I want to punch her in the uterus.

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