FML : Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started...

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Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 7 September 2013 11:26 / United States - North Easton

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By Welshite | 39

#5663082 - Saturday 7 September 2013 16:09

I'm scared to ask what the most unhygienic thing is...

By wisericky | 12

#5663083 - Saturday 7 September 2013 16:09

Those poor cookies :(

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By Welshite | 39

#5663082 - Saturday 7 September 2013 16:09

I'm scared to ask what the most unhygienic thing is...

perdix | 29

#5663121 - Saturday 7 September 2013 16:27

Have you learned nothing from the Blue Waffle, the Alabama Hot Pocket and Two Girls, One Cup?

If you are afraid to ask, don't! There are things you are better off not knowing.

Epikouros | 31

#5663161 - Saturday 7 September 2013 16:53

I bet she kissed her dog after it licked its own arse. Or worse.

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5663173 - Saturday 7 September 2013 17:04

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah. DO NOT bring up two girls one cup. You only go through that once (if you're lucky). I mean, chocolate was off for a month

Testing1234 | 25

#5663186 - Saturday 7 September 2013 17:14

how come everyone is assuming that's OPs sister in law is a grown woman she could still be a kid.

Treveyon56 | 14

#5663206 - Saturday 7 September 2013 17:44

I'm almost afraid to ask but what the hell is the Alabama hot pocket?

MidnaLink | 31

#5663217 - Saturday 7 September 2013 17:52

Testing1234 because most parents don't have kids 20something years apart.

perdix | 29

#5663230 - Saturday 7 September 2013 18:02

#46, you should be afraid to ask, so don't. You will be a better person for not knowing it.

I'm generally against ignorance, but there are some special cases where it's the wise path!

nottohappybride | 9

#5663284 - Saturday 7 September 2013 18:49

acutally #48 its more common than you think. My moms best friend is 18 years younger than her sister and my brother-in-law is 13 (13 years younger than my husband).

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5663285 - Saturday 7 September 2013 18:49

Google is your friend, 46. But these warnings should not be taken lightly.. You may never get on the Internet again..

FimogenFeels | 14

#5663579 - Saturday 7 September 2013 22:27

48 - Some parents do have kids over 20 years apart. Me and my brother are about 30 years apart! 39 might be right - maybe OP's sister in law is a kid.

lolita88_fml | 27

#5663635 - Saturday 7 September 2013 23:36

Hah! Never got caught by that one, never will!

bamagrl410 | 31

#5663845 - Sunday 8 September 2013 4:04

I've never heard of an Alabama hot pocket. I really want to find out, but I'm scared to considering the others it was compared to just now. Inner turmoil!

whyusofat | 17

#5664264 - Sunday 8 September 2013 14:31

I too am curious of the hot pocket ill will send a follow up.

DayvidFML | 7

#5664786 - Sunday 8 September 2013 23:03

It's horrible. Urban dicitionary it.

Kefka91 | 15

#5664822 - Sunday 8 September 2013 23:33

Today, I learned what an Alabama Hotpocket is. Eww. FML

MidnaLink | 31

#5664870 - Monday 9 September 2013 1:12

Fimogen- that's what MOST means

DocMcVickers | 13

#5664886 - Monday 9 September 2013 1:52

So I stupidly looked up Alabama hot pocket and I will never be the same.

Sarah2435_fml | 5

#5668754 - Wednesday 11 September 2013 15:29

The curiosity got to me and I looked up the Alabama hot pocket. Do not look it up. Ever.

Trippchic | 15

#5688406 - Wednesday 25 September 2013 0:26

hell I'm morbidly curious... aren't you lol?

Trippchic | 15

#5688409 - Wednesday 25 September 2013 0:30

I take it all back... I think I'm done with the internet lol. WHY do I keep doing this to myself. There goes my love of hot pockets...

By wisericky | 12

#5663083 - Saturday 7 September 2013 16:09

Those poor cookies :(

Welshite | 39

#5663092 - Saturday 7 September 2013 16:11

Says the guy who uses his butt cheeks to hold his signs.

wisericky | 12

#5663203 - Saturday 7 September 2013 17:40

Hey, my cheeks are clean!

evan_7899 | 28

#5663221 - Saturday 7 September 2013 17:53

Yea they are the shiniest part of the photo, polished to a squeaky clean shine that everyone loves

ImAFaker | 29

#5663409 - Saturday 7 September 2013 19:53

Oxi clean for the cheeks. Nice

By thebloodlegion | 14

#5663085 - Saturday 7 September 2013 16:09

Oh dang. Tell her to wash her hands and keep the dang cookies away from her! Sorry, OP.

By Zombie_Sea_Otter | 9

#5663086 - Saturday 7 September 2013 16:09

I didn't know Chips-A-Hoy comes with chunks of corn?

FelixJC | 14

#5663289 - Saturday 7 September 2013 18:54

That gave me the worst mental image... *Shudders*

Little4Bear | 10

#5663651 - Saturday 7 September 2013 23:54

Where else do you think the chocolate chips come from! :)

By turtlesarerad14 | 13

#5663087 - Saturday 7 September 2013 16:10

That's disgusting.. if that is your house, tell her she's not allowed to come back until she takes on cleaner habits. Good luck, OP! I hope you don't get E. coli.