By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML
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Aelaena 6
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You should have followed it up by saying 'chew with your mouth closed! what have i taught you?!'

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LOLYLIF 0
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Oh wow. Hopefully you didn't hit too hard?

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XxTHOMAS6xX 0
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you all act so smart oh mcd's is so bad when I bet half of you ate a big mac in the past three days

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SofaKingHappy 0
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uh who really cares if a bunch of scene kids and fatasses see you hit your kid? thats basically the mcdonalds population....

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Onlynamethatwasn 0
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Play the star wars song and do everything in slow-motion

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ydi_ruuc 0
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Show me ya moves!

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Aelaena 6
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You should have followed it up by saying 'chew with your mouth closed! what have i taught you?!'

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shibainu519 0
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shouldn't have moved his hand!

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Ibberkongen 4
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Why the hell would you roll on the floor while laughing from this fml post?! Holy moly.. Think about what you write next time, please..

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Rectov 10
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I think it's great you chose to be offended about this man laughing

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polkm714 0
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YDI for eating at McDonalds!

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TrickFlowMustang 0
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With any luck it'll build some subconcious aversion to McDonalds and he'll refuse to eat there forever. And I'm pretty sure beating kids is a part of going to McD's.

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Strawe 0
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Agreed with #4 :P

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Insert_Wit_Here 0
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You deserve it for having such an intense follow-up with a high five. Seriously, what the hell were you trying to do?

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my_fml_account 2
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Agree with #6. Who would take their kids to mcdonalds for food?? Way to cultivate a bunch of fatasses. YDI

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sugar94_fml 17
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Way to be an ass #9. Where in this fml does it say that op takes their kids to eat at maccas every day? It doesn't does it. Having a treat every once and a while doesn't do anybody any harm as long as it's not an every day occurrence, and they know that it's only there for a treat. and I'm sure that you can not say that you have never yourself eaten there in your life before either. So don't assume that everybody is all the same.

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wtrplochica 0
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Hahahahahaha hahahaha

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