Today, I found my girlfriend's list of people she's slept with on her Google docs. There was 11 names after mine. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has a list with every woman he slept. Chronologically. I'm number 23, out of 27. Our wedding is in two months. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Maybe she's making a list of who she needs to notify about STI's, with a list like that.
Charlie Given 28
Just ask her don't assume she's cheating ☺️
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
Maybe they are not listed in chronological order -- perhaps they are listed by quality. I don't know how many total names are on the list, but you can rest assured you are the twelfth worst she ever had.
Charlie Given 28
Just ask her don't assume she's cheating ☺️
Bogrbon 27
Maybe she's making a list of who she needs to notify about STI's, with a list like that.
CA91 9
maybe they are in alphabetical order?
millsjoshua949 12
Right. The most recent goes on the top. what's your issue??
Nic1330 5
time to start sleeping with other people so you can catch up
randybryant799 21
How do you know what order they were in?
randybryant799 21
How do you even know what order they were in,?