FML : Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled...

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Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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By zero_minded12 - / Thursday 21 May 2009 03:08 / United States

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#7772282 - Friday 22 February 2019 2:39

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#7772282 - Friday 22 February 2019 2:39

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