By anonymous - 24/12/2014 23:56 - United States

Today, as I walked into McDonald's with my mom, she glanced at me and said, "Smells like your future." FML
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DrMario_ 16

Nothing wrong with McDonald's >:(

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BadApple88 29
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All you have to do is prove her wrong

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BadApple88 29
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All you have to do is prove her wrong

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DrMario_ 16

Nothing wrong with McDonald's >:(

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bingo__O 15

You wish to stay working at McDonald's your whole life?

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Duckzy 16
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I'd probably always eat the fries and make up an excuse like "uh I was checking for poison"

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Colon_Man 17
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I would have no problem owning a McDonald's.

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IvyOswin 17
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My mum started working at a McDonald's a couple of years back and she now is high enough in the corporation that she owns two and oversees 14. Chin up mate, it's not such a bad thing.

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paolino_fml 18
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Most of us are gonna end up there anyways

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Eh low bar set means you can only gain approval doing well.

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Neilious 11
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It's the little victories that keep us going. Regardless of how low the bar is set.

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extremereviews 26
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Your moms a dick

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Kill Me Please!!! 9

I like to think that people can't be called what they don't have. So I believe the wording is "You're mom's an asshole " or "Your mom's a bitch". (Haters, idc that this is not an English class. I already read a comment where someone bitched someone else out on grammar, and people were like "who cares?" So please do not bitch me out on grammar. it's my oppinion)

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AnnaDeWitt 27
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Sounds like you mom's an unsupportive bitch. You don't need her to achieve your goals OP, chin up.

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JMichael 25

Bitch...

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Darkness_Hate 29
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Order for her a Mc Bitch and a diet coke.

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vikky538 28
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I read it as a diet puke... sorry... the other sushi puke FML is still running in my mind...ready for down votes..

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Darkness_Hate 29
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No problem vikky it happens.

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americanafrican 32
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future food you will eat!

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kc_bbg15 14
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Mom: 1 You: 0

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Morning_fml 22
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More like Mom: 0 Self-esteem: -1

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