By caisse à outs - 23/09/2015 01:06 - France - Saint Quentin
The Top
How? Why? What?
By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 05:01
Did you smash?
By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Lewiston
By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States
By Tyguy3000 - 19/06/2017 06:00 - United States
By sadsadboy - 07/09/2015 21:20 - Peru
By FML - 04/09/2015 16:27 - United States - Maricopa
By flipnazn - 15/07/2011 04:24 - United States
By Anonymous - 03/09/2015 01:33 - United States - Hayward
So hot
By bonesniffer - 16/09/2010 05:13 - United States
By HRomero - 17/10/2016 13:17 - United States - New York
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Bad Yelp review
By notsohot - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Vaporeon?
By me. - 07/05/2012 20:38 - Canada - Orillia
By eatmywords - 05/07/2011 07:06 - Singapore
Bon appétit
By StijnDescamps - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
By crying over wasted milk - 14/08/2019 17:00 - United States - Monterey Park
By dentistrygirl - 03/05/2012 19:41 - United States
The language of love
By TextsAlot - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
By aabadaba - 01/04/2013 05:23 - United States - La Mirada
Taking the piss
By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson
By funnyhowthatwork - 17/08/2016 17:19 - United States - Montrose
funnyhowthatwork tells us more.
Op here, I explained just how far I moved (since I only mentioned moving but not the distance) We are meeting up in a few weeks to have that drink!
Sex ed
By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 00:34 - United States
By that girl - 08/04/2014 23:06 - United States - Bessemer
By Raven3434 - 27/09/2009 18:33 - United States
Raven3434 tells us more.
Just to put it out there, he had complete kidney failure. He is now on dialysis. His kidneys are toast and he needs a transplant. Apparently it was caused by years of high blood pressure. His kidneys were in trouble before we even met. And I had been encouraging him to go to the doctor. He had seen a few doctors, but nobody diagnosed him until his lungs were full of fluid. He can't drink too much fluid because he can't get rid of it without dialysis. He cant eat too many fruits or vegetables because he can't process out the extra phosphate and potassium. He also has to limit his sodium, but that wasn't part of my original post. Just wanted to clarify things. Thanks to all of you out there who offered support. Its been a really hard time.
Drunk Friends
By FML Approved - 27/10/2017 22:00 - United States - New York
By mattlikesfunions - 18/07/2016 18:56 - United States - Federal Way
By ladams94 - 17/07/2016 18:39
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It wasn't a science degree... Just called a Bachelors of Science. I have food cooking experience as well as customer service experience but thanks for your input. Bye.
Help yourself
By RedHotRoses - 20/12/2017 15:00
Reasoning
By okay then - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Avon Lake
By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States
Keywords
Hello all. OP here. First of all thanks everyone for your kind words. I am single and it's gonna stay like that for a while. There were a few signs that he was a little crazy, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Even now that we aren't together, he continues to be crazy. He even put my phone number on social media. So the only option I had was to get rid of ALL social media. The good thing is, I've been catching up on some sleep now that I'm jobless, but I won't be jobless forever. Word of advice...if you get this gut feeling your significant other is crazy..run cause you might lose your job. Take care y'all.