By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 03:48 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I was driving back home when I saw a yellow object flying off my roof of my car through the side mirrors. I thought nothing of it, then I noticed that I didn't have my phone with me. That's when I realized that the "flying yellow object" was my phone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 886
You deserved it 7 008

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No matter what it is, phone, purse, wallet, or drink. Always put it on your hood. When you get in to drive you'll be looking right at it. This has saved many a coffee for me.

I'm surprised it stayed there that long while you were driving, damn.

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Who leaves their phone on top of their car?

Someone who made a mistake?

#10 It's still dumb

maybe he didnt have pockets and had his keys in one hand and something else in the other, he couldn't open the door without putting his phone on the roof

Correction 10: Someone who made a stupid and *expensive* mistake. No pity here.

My sister. But don't worry her phone is fine.

All of the phone users who don't know there's a website are going to be very confused how OP posted this.

What are you on about? it doesn't say anywhere on the Op's post how he posted it. I'm using the app and it honestly does not say, I used to use the website before I got my smart phone.

He lost his phone, so he couldn't have used his phone. That's what he meant.

"All of the phone users, who don't know there's a website, are going to be very confused how OP posted this." is what he meant.

Actually, that's incorrect #34. By putting "who don't know there's a website" in commas, it becomes an appositive phrase, suggesting that all phone users are unaware that there is a website. #3's comment was correct. By putting the phrases together, it only talks about the phone users who specifically do not know that there is an FML website and not just the app.

#36. No it doesn't.

Yes it does. Putting a comma after a subject, like "all the people in my school, who are boys, play sports" vs. "all the people in my school who are boys play sports" are 2 completely different sentences. So saying "all the phone users, who don't know there is a website." Is making the claim that all phone users don't know there is a website.

Could've bought another phone

The first time I read this, I thought the phone just randomly flew out your window haha

I thought the same thing until I re read it hahaha

#4 & #14 I only realized it after I reread it after reading your comments lol

I'm surprised it stayed there that long while you were driving, damn.

Enlighten me on where it says in the fml how long it was there?

Sorry, but you deserved it. Be careful not to forget next time.

Everyone makes mistakes #7. Shit happens

He shouldn't put his phone on the roof he should put it in his pocket then take it out when the car is open, It's just common sense

Rule 1 of driving don't place anything on the roof or hood, you never remember to grab it off.

No matter what it is, phone, purse, wallet, or drink. Always put it on your hood. When you get in to drive you'll be looking right at it. This has saved many a coffee for me.

always save the coffee, for coffee is the precious

At work I put my laptop on the hood of my service truck, stayed on thank god lol

you've got a yellow phone?

You don't have a yellow phone? #iPhone 5c.

We must not forget about phone cases my friend..

Clearly, this means that OP is banana man.

Hahaha. Thats crazy. My family has done that with multiple things lol. Hope it had insurance! !