Please do.

thanks, 22

*closes door behind me* sorry, I forgot to close the door.

oh please. Wimp.

lol when you own a cat I think you have to expect it to make noise every once in a while.

It's actually good that you did because your cat was probably planning your death anyways.

Fantastic idea! And if it happened to have been an armed burglar and OP unknowingly decided to confront them...?

You would be the first to die in a horror film, #6

You watch too much TV. Chances of it being an armed burglar are slim. chances of that burglar sticking around after he realizes someone is home even slimmer. I realize it happens in one of every 3 movies, but real life is not that dramatic.

If it had been in the UK they probably wouldn't even have shown up. Our neighbours were burgled a few months ago and they called the police while the burglars were still in the house. The operator told him there were no available units in the area and that they should stay quiet and not do anything, but when he said he'd stop them himself she immediately dispatched a miraculously available police car to their house. He lamped one of the burglars who was in his (thankfully empty) daughters room trying to steal her laptop and when the police showed up, surprise surprise they arrested him for assault, and the dude who was robbing them was only charged with trespassing because he didn't actually remove anything from the premises.

She

#14 that didn't happen at all. Stop making crap up.

You cat burglar! Cats are supposed to be sneaky, you failed.

This made my day, haha.