Dogs and Health: Priorities

Priorities

By sprained neck - 24/11/2015 05:49

Today, I had whiplash after my dad and I were rear ended by a suburban. Despite the state trooper saying I should go, my dad delayed taking me to the ER because he wanted to pick up the dog from "doggy daycare" and take her for a nice long walk, while I waited for my mom to come home. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2014 03:12 - Canada - Goderich

Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML

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You deserved it 3 441

By greg - 14/02/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML

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You deserved it 398

Hurting over here

By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 347

You deserved it 4 332

By mcdonalds - 06/08/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML

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You deserved it 4 864

Priorities, mate

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, I hurt my arm in a scooter accident. When my dad came to pick me up, instead of taking me to the hospital like a normal dad, he took me directly home where he spent a hour shaving and taking a shower so he would "look nice" when we went to the hospital, while I clutched my arm in pain. FML

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You deserved it 4 158

Road rage

By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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You deserved it 1 632

By kicking me while I'm LITERALLY down - 07/11/2017 05:00

Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML

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You deserved it 289

Save the doggo

By JC - 19/10/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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You deserved it 5 959

By ohseven6421 - 03/09/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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You deserved it 79 045

By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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You deserved it 10 289

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:07

That Worst Father of the Year award isn't going to earn itself…

Rugabee 19

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:05

Your dad is messed up.

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JewKnowIt 19

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:03

Dang OP. I would freak out on him if he tried that

OSMC 10

Tuesday 24 November 2015 19:48

sue for negligent parenting

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 24 November 2015 22:10

And just to make this an even more official FML post: You should break up with your dad.

trucker2 33

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:04

Someone needs to get there priorities straight..

UserError94 18

Tuesday 24 November 2015 20:00

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Redgy22 26

Tuesday 24 November 2015 20:15

OP was hit by the suburban.

UserError94 18

Tuesday 24 November 2015 20:31

Oh....she deaddd

MariaGiovanni 25

Wednesday 25 November 2015 2:02

Yes someone needs their priorities straight indeed.

Chadica 17

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:05

Hopefully you didn't have to wait super long for your mom to come home.

Rugabee 19

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:05

Your dad is messed up.

erindgentry 28

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:06

Ohhh but I'm sure if it was the dog with him in the car he would have taken it to the Vet. Sorry OP, I hope it's nothing to serious.

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:07

That Worst Father of the Year award isn't going to earn itself…

hellnosucka 27

Tuesday 24 November 2015 18:49

I wonder what that trophy looks like.

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 24 November 2015 18:54

Luke's face when he's told that Darth Vader is his father.

hellnosucka 27

Tuesday 24 November 2015 19:10

what a remarkable prize. no wonder OPs father is working so hard to earn it.

brenton490 19

Tuesday 24 November 2015 19:49

Oh man I remember the day when my dad drove my sibling to work right after being rear ended by a car on the freeway. This blasted messed up world!

aswamk 18

Tuesday 24 November 2015 20:05

Hey, he's a father to the dog too. I'm sure his opinion would hold some weight.

thawny_fml 21

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:09

Your dad is barking mad.

rcarn 20

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:16

Sounds like you got the rear end of the situation

igg125 30

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:19

But did you die?

XxDanno316xX 27

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:27

Go home commenter, you're drunk.

CyanideCyan 12

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:28

No but he could have been seriously injured and made it worse.

DanCastellaneta 17

Tuesday 24 November 2015 18:03

Context clues exist you know

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 24 November 2015 22:12

What if OP was not kill?

Ichiya 29

Tuesday 24 November 2015 22:26

sadly yes...but they lived!

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 25 November 2015 5:35

Indeed, she did. Thankfully though, she got better.

Cads1 24

Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:25

A state trooper and a doctor, what a smart person.

domolovesyoshi 33

Tuesday 24 November 2015 18:28

State troopers and police are all trained in first aid and know what to do when things like this happen as they are often first responders

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Priorities

Same thing different taste

Hurting over here

Priorities, mate

Road rage

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