FML : Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to my rabbit. It then had a violent seizure and died. He claims it must have been from "natural...

Today, my boyfriend fed a "random mushroom from the woods" to my rabbit. It then had a violent seizure and died. He claims it must have been from "natural causes". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

FacePalmPower says more :

Hey OP here! Yes, it was a very stupid move he made, but it WAS an accident! He got the mushroom confused with another which he thought was safe! Although I am very sad, I now have a strict "No feeding the rabbits!" rule! So my other 5 buns should be safe. He was also the rabbit my mother got me before she moved out of state for good so it's even sadder. And no I did not dump him, we've been together for 3 years and although I was pissed for a day or two, I forgave him because I know he wouldn't hurt my rabbits on purpose, he knows they are all like my little children! All of your comments cracked me up though so I'm glad I could get a laugh out of a sad situation. Thanks guys, you rock!

By FacePalmPower - / Saturday 3 October 2015 22:59 / United States

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By oceanbrickfire | 21

#6426721 - Sunday 4 October 2015 16:17

Yeah, your boyfriend's natural stupidity. Sorry for your loss though OP.

By The_Basileus | 9

#6426724 - Sunday 4 October 2015 16:19

Your boyfriend is both irresponsible and stupid.

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By oceanbrickfire | 21

#6426721 - Sunday 4 October 2015 16:17

Yeah, your boyfriend's natural stupidity. Sorry for your loss though OP.

drunkmunkey | 24

#6426988 - Sunday 4 October 2015 22:35

feed him the mushrooms and see what the natural reaction is

extrasnipes | 22

#6427138 - Monday 5 October 2015 2:07

Am I the only one who thought by "random mushroom from the woods" meant shrooms?

psychedelicdezzy | 14

#6427174 - Monday 5 October 2015 3:50

Haha! absolutely not #53 ;)

Lalala579121 | 27

#6427312 - Monday 5 October 2015 7:56

Yes 53, you are 53. Congratulations for knowing your comment number.

psychedelicdezzy | 14

#6430474 - Friday 9 October 2015 5:46

hahaha oops damn I should have payed atention! I look like an idiot!

By writerchic85 | 25

#6426722 - Sunday 4 October 2015 16:18

Well mushrooms are natural and they caused the death of your rabbit so he's technically right.

leogachi | 15

#6426949 - Sunday 4 October 2015 21:09

@2 It required human interference, which isn't considered natural.

higgysaurus | 18

#6426954 - Sunday 4 October 2015 21:12

#39 aren't humans a part of nature....?

clemsi | 20

#6427627 - Monday 5 October 2015 18:13

40 Humans can affect nature, but I'm honestly not sure if we are a part of it anymore. Louis CK has a joke about humans being out of the food chain because of things like fast food and grocery stores. Then again I might just be thinking about it to hard.

By The_Basileus | 9

#6426724 - Sunday 4 October 2015 16:19

Your boyfriend is both irresponsible and stupid.

By benedictjongoh | 10

#6426732 - Sunday 4 October 2015 16:22

feed him the same mushroom, see if its natural then

By Redoxx_fml | 22

#6426733 - Sunday 4 October 2015 16:23

Slap him and tell him it was a natural reaction

By tranced_ | 42

#6426737 - Sunday 4 October 2015 16:27

tell me you dumped him?

HoboMeth | 32

#6426741 - Sunday 4 October 2015 16:32

PANDORUM89 | 21

#6426754 - Sunday 4 October 2015 17:00

I'd dump my bf if he killed one of my pets. I mean it not like he forgot to feed your fish tank (though I'd be furious since mines saltwater) he fed it something that is KNOWN to be dangerous to eat unless you get it from a grocery store or have a full understanding of how to pick good/poisonous mushrooms.
So 1. I wouldnt want to be with someone that is that stupid and 2. Someone that is irresponsible enough to kill not only an animal but MY animal.
of course this stance could just be because I'm an avid animal lover and owner and I don't own a single pet under $250.

DoomedGemini | 37

#6426861 - Sunday 4 October 2015 19:16

Yeah, he killed op's rabbit, which is enough to me to warrant breakup, but he also won't even step up and take rightful blame. I'd never want to see or talk to him again.

sturschaedel | 27

#6426943 - Sunday 4 October 2015 21:00

I'd dump him because I'd fear for my life every time he cooks me a meal.

mikuxxhatsune | 31

#6427325 - Monday 5 October 2015 8:07

Imagine if they had kids? He 'gave the baby some random drink he found under the kitchen sink'.

lavapants | 15

#6427425 - Monday 5 October 2015 11:27

Yeah she should dump him because of an accident, very clever and mature.

Pinwheel | 10

#6427517 - Monday 5 October 2015 14:23

What accident? He killed the rabbit.

PhoenixChick | 25

#6431620 - Saturday 10 October 2015 18:01

He killed a rabbit because he was uncaring and ignorant enough to break every basic rule of safety with pets, and mess around with a bunny loved by his girlfriend. I don't care if it's an accident, if you kill someone I love I'm gonna have a hard time having valentine's day with you.

By aura07 | 7

#6426738 - Sunday 4 October 2015 16:27

But.. It was natural causes? I'm sorry for your loss though OP.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6426769 - Sunday 4 October 2015 17:12

No. The rabbit trusted the boyfriend to take care of it; it didn't go out and find this mushroom on its own.

vintral88 | 11

#6426799 - Sunday 4 October 2015 18:02

Natural causes would be something like it was old and it's heart gave out. This wasn't the case here, it died of poisoning.

That's like saying you fed someone the same mushroom, they died, and then claiming it was natural. You would be held responsible for the death because they did not naturally die.