Embarrassing and Work: Today, I was at a very important meeting with a client and I...

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 10:50 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was at a very important meeting with a client and I had to use the bathroom. I was so nervous that I squirted white soap all up my suit jacket. My client walked in and commented on my "jizzy" blazer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML

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Twisted_Killjoy 23

Monday 18 January 2016 17:53

Should've responded, "only for you.." And then wink. You would've gotten the job for sure!! Or a restraining order...

Psycocharger 19

Monday 18 January 2016 17:52

Very interesting comment...? Did you just not notice it or did you choose not to wipe it off?

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Psycocharger 19

Monday 18 January 2016 17:52

Very interesting comment...? Did you just not notice it or did you choose not to wipe it off?

9a_1z 12

Monday 18 January 2016 17:58

It sounds like the client walked into the bathroom, in which case they may not have had time to wipe it off.

Psycocharger 19

Tuesday 19 January 2016 19:28

ah ha, didn't read correctly:P

Twisted_Killjoy 23

Monday 18 January 2016 17:53

Should've responded, "only for you.." And then wink. You would've gotten the job for sure!! Or a restraining order...

NamelessGhoul 11

Monday 18 January 2016 19:43

Well worth the risk!

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 19 January 2016 0:20

And if the job was to get a restraining order, it's a double win.

purelymixed 17

Monday 18 January 2016 17:53

Now he knows you like to have fun ;)

trollcrusher 17

Monday 18 January 2016 22:46

No, he knows you're passionate about doing business!

RenamonFucksLuna 21

Monday 18 January 2016 17:54

Uh oh! Naughty boy playing with yourself without asking the others to join!

stangbang92 17

Monday 18 January 2016 17:55

How does a soap dispenser shoot up? Especially enough to go up your jacket? All the ones now a days go directly down and you have to hit multiple times to even get a drizzle. Just curious.

RenamonFucksLuna 21

Monday 18 January 2016 17:56

Probably the soap was in his hands?

CLOTHESPlN 17

Monday 18 January 2016 18:12

Maybe his work actually keeps them full (which is rare enough as is), had a fair amount on his/her hands and then quickly brought them together in a clapping motion, causing it to shoot towards their jacket? Just an idea

Migole 36

Monday 18 January 2016 21:06

In my university building, we have dispensers you use with your elbows (similar to the ones at hospitals) with a very small "pipe" going down from the pumping frame. This "pipe" can be bend very easily and thus shoot soap on you (and the opposite bathroom wall). In addition to that, I know so many different types of dispensers that I'm curious how you might think the Op has exactly that one type at his workplace that you have in mind?

gabechriswill 19

Monday 18 January 2016 17:57

At least the client was chill about it. Hopefully you still closed the deal, OP. follow up.

bitchs_and_hoes 20

Monday 18 January 2016 17:57

You should've just taken it off.

photographer49 22

Tuesday 19 January 2016 1:48

#8 Why? I thought it was a nice ice breaker

darshini_ii 24

Monday 18 January 2016 17:59

He shouldn't have decided that moment to cum in..

9a_1z 12

Monday 18 January 2016 18:02

Your client should be pleased you take personal hygiene so seriously that even your blazer gets soaped after a bathroom visit, especially since they'll probably have to shake your hand at some point.