By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 10:50 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was at a very important meeting with a client and I had to use the bathroom. I was so nervous that I squirted white soap all up my suit jacket. My client walked in and commented on my "jizzy" blazer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 054
You deserved it 2 101

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Should've responded, "only for you.." And then wink. You would've gotten the job for sure!! Or a restraining order...

Very interesting comment...? Did you just not notice it or did you choose not to wipe it off?

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Very interesting comment...? Did you just not notice it or did you choose not to wipe it off?

It sounds like the client walked into the bathroom, in which case they may not have had time to wipe it off.

ah ha, didn't read correctly:P

Should've responded, "only for you.." And then wink. You would've gotten the job for sure!! Or a restraining order...

Well worth the risk!

And if the job was to get a restraining order, it's a double win.

Now he knows you like to have fun ;)

No, he knows you're passionate about doing business!

Uh oh! Naughty boy playing with yourself without asking the others to join!

How does a soap dispenser shoot up? Especially enough to go up your jacket? All the ones now a days go directly down and you have to hit multiple times to even get a drizzle. Just curious.

Probably the soap was in his hands?

Maybe his work actually keeps them full (which is rare enough as is), had a fair amount on his/her hands and then quickly brought them together in a clapping motion, causing it to shoot towards their jacket? Just an idea

In my university building, we have dispensers you use with your elbows (similar to the ones at hospitals) with a very small "pipe" going down from the pumping frame. This "pipe" can be bend very easily and thus shoot soap on you (and the opposite bathroom wall). In addition to that, I know so many different types of dispensers that I'm curious how you might think the Op has exactly that one type at his workplace that you have in mind?

At least the client was chill about it. Hopefully you still closed the deal, OP. follow up.

You should've just taken it off.

#8 Why? I thought it was a nice ice breaker

He shouldn't have decided that moment to cum in..

Your client should be pleased you take personal hygiene so seriously that even your blazer gets soaped after a bathroom visit, especially since they'll probably have to shake your hand at some point.

Don't care how old I get or how mature I'm supposed to act - "jizz" always makes me giggle. Definitely in my top 10 favourite words.

Why? Jizz is so ugh

what's number 1?

The word moist