By Anonyme - 22/10/2014 05:31 - Colombia - Bogot

Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he was whispering, he said, “So they can’t hear me.” FML
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Well they can be vengeful little bastards.

Truth. You never know where they are and how many friends they have.

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Well they can be vengeful little bastards.

Truth. You never know where they are and how many friends they have.

Wow that sucks. Just like those mosquitoes. Ba dumm dumm, tsss.... No, seriously. Was he drunk or half asleep?

I only thumbs up because of the joke.

Sir_Cow 17

Why is this an FML? Is it bad to joke a bit?

i once told an ant to F off and my fridge dissapear the next day

That's the saddest FML I ever read

Maybe he was just trying to be funny

That's actually really adorable, OP.

burgermike92 17

He's trying to avoid starting the mosquitocalypse.

PePziNL 20

I'm saving that one for Wordfeud.