Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he was whispering, he said, “So they can’t hear me.” FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
LennyComa
| 39
Well they can be vengeful little bastards.
By
janfleury
| 19
Truth. You never know where they are and how many friends they have.
COMMENTS
By
LennyComa
| 39
Well they can be vengeful little bastards.
By
janfleury
| 19
Truth. You never know where they are and how many friends they have.
By
djurmel89
| 30
Wow that sucks. Just like those mosquitoes.
Ba dumm dumm, tsss....
No, seriously. Was he drunk or half asleep?
Ba dumm dumm, tsss....
No, seriously. Was he drunk or half asleep?
Reply
ShayMoni
| 12
I only thumbs up because of the joke.
By
PackardBell_fml
| 19
That "sucks".
By
Sir_Cow
| 17
Why is this an FML? Is it bad to joke a bit?
By
Rosskow
| 8
i once told an ant to F off and my fridge dissapear the next day
By
KazikPalec
| 9
That's the saddest FML I ever read
By
ZDan96
| 9
Maybe he was just trying to be funny
By
Delial
| 14
That's actually really adorable, OP.
By
burgermike92
| 17
He's trying to avoid starting the mosquitocalypse.
Reply
PePziNL
| 20
I'm saving that one for Wordfeud.