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The Top
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Biology lesson time
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Amie89 tells us more.
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Vaporeon?
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First date, and probably the last
By DrunkGirl - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France
The language of love
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Taking the piss
By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson
By funnyhowthatwork - 17/08/2016 17:19 - United States - Montrose
funnyhowthatwork tells us more.
Op here, I explained just how far I moved (since I only mentioned moving but not the distance) We are meeting up in a few weeks to have that drink!
Bondage prank [GONE SEXUAL]
By ldn - 21/03/2013 17:54 - Slovenia - Domzale
Jumpy
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By Raven3434 - 27/09/2009 18:33 - United States
Raven3434 tells us more.
Just to put it out there, he had complete kidney failure. He is now on dialysis. His kidneys are toast and he needs a transplant. Apparently it was caused by years of high blood pressure. His kidneys were in trouble before we even met. And I had been encouraging him to go to the doctor. He had seen a few doctors, but nobody diagnosed him until his lungs were full of fluid. He can't drink too much fluid because he can't get rid of it without dialysis. He cant eat too many fruits or vegetables because he can't process out the extra phosphate and potassium. He also has to limit his sodium, but that wasn't part of my original post. Just wanted to clarify things. Thanks to all of you out there who offered support. Its been a really hard time.
Drunk Friends
By FML Approved - 28/10/2017 04:00 - United States - New York
It's getting hot in here…
By pmek - 26/03/2012 09:11 - Australia - Collingwood
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By mattlikesfunions - 18/07/2016 18:56 - United States - Federal Way
They grow up so fast these days
By Greg - 08/06/2021 00:01
By ladams94 - 17/07/2016 18:39
ladams94 tells us more.
It wasn't a science degree... Just called a Bachelors of Science. I have food cooking experience as well as customer service experience but thanks for your input. Bye.
Help yourself
By RedHotRoses - 20/12/2017 15:00
Uncanny
By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States
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Hey, OP here. The FML was poorly written, mostly because they never get published so, who would care, right? Oops. Sorry! My husband and I have been actively trying to conceive for a while now, and he's a truck driver who's only home on weekends, so it's doubly difficult. These past few weeks, I've been very moody and having odd (for me) food wants, so we were really hopeful, but Aunt Flo showed up, so hopes were dashed. Looking back, I've had some new stresses in my life that probably contributed to the moodiness, as I'm usually a fairly even-tempered person. And, as I can't afford healthcare (we make too much for assistance but not enough to actually afford any plans), getting checks would cost more than we could pay. In a month or so, his job will offer company-wide health care, so we'll see what happens then. :)