Happy?

By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
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Damarys 0

I'm guessing you were too

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eagle20 0

damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch

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niemann2006 0

throw the cake in her face:)

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jwill27 5

Do it. She'll be pissed but serves her right

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sky_R03 12

@235 What if he didn't know that she was taken, and it was just a casual hook-up to him?

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Naheelawhatwhat 0

Just remember that KARMA will be a bigger bitch than she could ever be and will get her good for ******* you over.

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eagle20 0

damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch

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miss_madison 10

Ok. At first I was wondering why everyone was saying "aw **** that bitch" because I read it as his grandma. I was thinking "hey. I would proud." Then I reread it and I agree. **** that bitch.

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spillproof 0

That sucks mondo. But I never really did like that whole lie about being away thing.

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Mikeymikey 4

Maybe .... no... you're right, your life is ******!! well at least you found out about it. and dont' throw milkshake on her lawn at 50mph. :) unless you want another FML

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staffer 0

Damn dude that sucks, I hate cheating bitches. I hope you got some righteous revenge, like ******* her sister or mom, throwing the cake in her face and punching the dude. Also, probably BS cause no girl answers the door in her underwear dumbass.

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