By thankzbabe - 04/01/2012 12:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 194
You deserved it 5 557

Same thing different taste


At least he didn't say it looks like a blue waffle.

Guess that's an accurate description. As long as its not "ham barbecue time"! I gave a polish kielbasa... All about the meats!

Im guessing the OP must have a really flappy ****** for it to remind her boyfriend of sliced ham.

desireev 17

72.. Nobody said sliced ham.. Just ham.. Only ham.. Not sliced.. Not chopped.. Not ham steak.. Not mashed ham.. Just ham.. :)

139 - I don't see how else a ****** could possibly remind him of ham... Unless it was honey glazed or something.

Woah, you seem to know the specifics, did your bf say the same to you??

At least you know what to do next time he asks you to make him a ham sammich.

Perfect sandwich recipe: Buns, a wiener fitted in ham. Add Ketchup, mayonnaise, cheese and lettuce (optional). enjoy :D

There are worse things then ham that your ****** could remind him of...

Boy he sure hams it up doesn't he? Ba dum tsh!

That means OP has a pink _____! Go ahead and fill it in lol

lebronesque73091 12

Like the girl whose boyfriend said her ****** looked like a man in a hat, but it's okay though, because he said it was a nice hat?

Ham?! That's freaking awesome! Where can I find a ham that looks like a ******?! Cuz the ones I get never look like that :'(

You sure did a banging job seasoning that ham of yours

Lol 48- I love the creepy Katie Holmes person in the background of your picture.

AlaskanEskimo34 0

All i got outta this is that he ***** ham

ninjuh_wingman 29

57- its funny when you grammar nazi, because of your picture.

AlaskanEskimo34 0

All I'm getting is that he eats and ***** ham and vaginas. But I could be taking this a bit too literal.

Feedmyaddiction5 14
AhhBrenid 8

Mostly smells of fish? I don't want veggies on my fillet o fish please!

I was told "if it smells like cologne leave it alone, if it smells like fish have another dish." I'm not sure how that works with ham though.. Maybe if it smells like ham you better cram?

octopusxO 3
SomeRussianGirl 3

Lmao my Boyfriend said my VaJayJay reminds him of Watermelon …