By thankzbabe - 04/01/2012 12:32 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 121
You deserved it 5 535

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Hold the cheese!

ask him if he wants a snack

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I like ham too :)

Ham and tuna ;)

At least he didn't say it looks like a blue waffle.

Guess that's an accurate description. As long as its not "ham barbecue time"! I gave a polish kielbasa... All about the meats!

Im guessing the OP must have a really flappy vagina for it to remind her boyfriend of sliced ham.

Ham wallet?

72.. Nobody said sliced ham.. Just ham.. Only ham.. Not sliced.. Not chopped.. Not ham steak.. Not mashed ham.. Just ham.. :)

139 - I don't see how else a vagina could possibly remind him of ham... Unless it was honey glazed or something.

Woah, you seem to know the specifics, did your bf say the same to you??

Hold the cheese!

At least you know what to do next time he asks you to make him a ham sammich.

Perfect sandwich recipe: Buns, a wiener fitted in ham. Add Ketchup, mayonnaise, cheese and lettuce (optional). enjoy :D

Awww how tasty you are

There are worse things then ham that your vagina could remind him of...

Boy he sure hams it up doesn't he? Ba dum tsh!

That means OP has a pink _____! Go ahead and fill it in lol

37- Too far.

Ham is good(:

Like the girl whose boyfriend said her vagina looked like a man in a hat, but it's okay though, because he said it was a nice hat?

Ham?! That's freaking awesome! Where can I find a ham that looks like a vagina?! Cuz the ones I get never look like that :'(

You sure did a banging job seasoning that ham of yours

Chipped ham

Lol 48- I love the creepy Katie Holmes person in the background of your picture.

All i got outta this is that he fucks ham

The comments above me are both stupid

Thats some weird lookig ham.

57- its funny when you grammar nazi, because of your picture.

All I'm getting is that he eats and fucks ham and vaginas. But I could be taking this a bit too literal.

Does it smell like ham too?

Lets hope it doesn't.

That'll be awesome!

Mostly smells of fish? I don't want veggies on my fillet o fish please!

How do you feel about tartar sauce?

I was told "if it smells like cologne leave it alone, if it smells like fish have another dish." I'm not sure how that works with ham though.. Maybe if it smells like ham you better cram?

That's just gross...

Lmao my Boyfriend said my VaJayJay reminds him of Watermelon …

Better than roast beef

I'm thinking Arby's!

Its the good mood food.

TorturedXeno 27

Now he'll undoubtedly be more willing to "eat" OP, if y'all know what I mean.

Roast beef curtains

Or a Yorkshire pudding

Wonder if he tries to use it as a radio?

188, that joke was terrible but it still made me laugh. :)

ask him if he wants a snack

He can eat you right up ;)

Ask him does he want some bacon